Jokes & Memes

Dear LOL: thank you for being there when I have nothing else to say.

I like school. I just hate the learning part.

Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: Goodbye class.

[F]irst [A]ttempt [I]n [L]earning

At the gym doing sit ups, boy: 31... 32... 33... 34... (hot girl walks by) 135... 136... 137...

[H]alf [O]f [M]y [E]nergy [W]asted [O]n [R]andom [K]nowledge

3 words, 8 letters - I got food

Awkward moment when someone born in 1999 says: I miss 90s

Smart phone. Dumb battery.

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Girl: Stop saying sorry all the time Boy: Sorry

Teachers before they draw something on the board: I'm not an artist

When you are right: No one remembers. When you are wrong: No one forgets.

I wonder if the planet earth teases other planets for having no life.

That awkward moment when you are at your friend's house and their parents start screaming at them.

That awkward moment when you're nice and the cat is hissing.

Writing "etc" on the test because you don't remember more examples.

Dear teacher: If the bell does not dismiss me then the bell does not decide when I should be in class.

Look at the keyboard. It has "U" and "I" together. Now look underneath that. It says "JK".

Best moment to sleep: 5% - in the evening, 95% - in the morning.