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Superman or Man of Steel?

Hotel check in time being at 3pm will never make any sense to me. Then they want you to roll over and be ready for checkout at 11, who came up with that??

Married with kids. For years had a platonic "work wife" I was secretly in love with. She left the country and at the leaving party her best friend said "so you're the guy she's been crushing on all these years?". Then she was gone. Still think about her everyday.

I dated a guy who had a female best friend, and I genuinely tried to be mature about it. I didn’t mind at first because I’m not the jealous type, but then I started noticing she was always there, if I called him, she was around, if we went on dates she was blowing up his phone and anytime he posted me she’d leave those weird little comments like “lol okay” as if my relationship was a joke. Eventually I asked him straight up, “Why does she hate me?” and he hit me with, “She doesn’t hate you, ........

Alan Ritchson's neighbor says he dropped charges against Ritchson because he has zero interest in going to court "I was only interested in the safety of my neighborhood because he was racing through the neighborhood." via TMZ

90’s So Accurate 🤣

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest tv show of all time?

Call me delusional But Ray Allen going to the Miami Heat was way worse than Kevin Durant going to the Warriors

Harry Potter when Snape scolds him for not studying potions:

A woman on Instagram said: My husband and I go out to dinner and order lobster dishes at $50 each and the table next to us order burgers at $15 each. Why do we have to leave a bigger tip than the other table when we had the same waitress and got the same service?

Haha 😈😈😈