JORDY SHORE

feel like ass

My sister is a wanker

I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth

Twitter to night, because I owe people on Facebook money.

just realized me and my friends are the people my parents warned me about.

The USB port on my cat doesn't work.

finished gta already sick game want online now

GTA has took over my life

@kieransmithy93 you need to make a hat bro thats how people get an alien finger up the ass if you dont have a tinfoil hat

@kieransmithy93 @jordansmallwood that what i thought at first it may well be one mate i did have my tinfoal hat on aswell

ha saw shooting star

i have gave up SEX to play grand theft auto for the rest of my life!

instagram me you slags jordanreem

Summer was so good i saw 3 kids fall off bikes

so fucking bored

Cat hair is lonely people glitter.

Where did Dr. Dre go to medical school?

@Kassidy__L Kim keeps tweeting me two

@1IAMLOUIS1 stop scratching at my door you prick

Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.