Josh Darnit

All I wanna do is marathon old seasons of the challenge on Paramount+

I think I’m kind of obsessed with e-bikes

Somebody ate my hot dog. Oh wait, that was me. #ForTheFaithful

Tailgating #ForTheFaithful LFGSD!!!

IBEW 569 #ForTheFaithful

eating an apple with my cracker jacks rn and it’s kind of a game changer.

God I miss Twitter

Hey Spotify, do you have a block option? I definitely never have to hear the songs, footloose or highway to the danger zone ever again.

@HarleyPlays Play online and only fuck with digital cards.

If I had to buy my first ever pack of Magic The Gathering cards, which should I buy?

wtf was that? 😐 s02e08

So at this point the final season of stranger things is going to be told by the grandkids of the original characters, right?

@Casey I’d gush

Chris Helmsworth just said hi to me at the airport. my gooooooossshhhh he’s so handsome 😍

@Jesus_M_Christ I don’t know anyone on the left who hates those things.

Updated list of things the left hates: Transparency Honesty Family

Losing mint really fucked my tax process.

Don’t you love when you’ve been cooking dinner for 20 minutes and then you realize you’ve been cooking for zero minutes because the grill ran out of propane right after you started?

I’m so sick of misinformation. Also, did you hear that at midnight on 4/1, teslas are being upgraded to emit a synthetic version of Elon’s actual farts whenever you play the car’s fart sound?

I really thought by this point in my life I’d just be hanging out at Disneyland 300+ days a year.

@KingBach We’re obsessed.

This show Severance is 🔥🔥🔥

my watch says it’s time to stand. 12:53am, guess I’ll hop outta bed and put some laundry away?

lol “ban” I’ve had power outages that lasted longer than that… maybe even hiccups.