@JoshDenny I got a “what’s the little Caesar’s guy doing working here?” Yesterday at my bartending job.
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josh florhaug
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josh florhaug
@joshfcomedy
LA based stand up comic who has been seen on: showtime, Amazon prime, NBC, and NY Post
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ağustos 2018
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People think that if you’ve ever been on TV, still working a side job makes you a failure.
I’ve been called this over a million times as an insult.
Gotta go. I have a ride.
Matt Gaetz@mattgaetz
SNL just called me an uber driver? As an insult? It is a job held by HONEST & HARD WORKING people. Imagine being so out-of-touch that you insult uber drivers just to take a swipe at me. Sad!
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I hope Jake Paul and his dad make up so he doesn’t have to keep fighting retired athletes.
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josh florhaug retweetledi
THURS MAR 21ST 7:30pm it’s The Mad House Favorites show starring JOSH FLORHAUG! @joshfcomedy Plus 7 more amazing stand up comedians all on one show!
Tickets for this, and all our shows, are linked in our bio here or available at madhousecomedyclub.com. 😊
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@BestAndyFisher @littlecaesars @Niners @SuperBowl @gkittle46 I’d strap that chair back on to cheer on @littlecaesars and @gkittle46
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@third_man_jack I wish smash mouth was still around to see the world is right again!
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All our uncles are going to say something way more offensive than @mattrife to another family member this weekend and we all know it.
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If you’re not doing an hour, you should not sit on the stool.
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Just remember the @49ers are 4-0 since I did that commercial for @littlecaesars in that lucky chair. #NFL #littlecaesars #football #pizza #actor
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@JoshDenny Unpopular opinion… Hot Shots was funnier. More gags and just so silly and great fun.
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Currently watching Naked Gun and I haven’t laughed this hard in years.
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About once a day I spell a word so bad my iPhone doesn’t even know what I’m talking about. So I have to rewrite the whole sentence so I don’t sound dumb.
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@TheEdelmeister Jackie brown is so good. So underrated as far as his films go.
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Correct Order:
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
3. Reservoir Dogs
4. Inglorious Basterds
5. Jackie Brown
6. Kill Bill Volume 1
7. The Hateful Eight
8. Django Unchained
9. Kill Bill Volume 2
10. Death Proof (by far)
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Pick a favorite Quentin Tarantino movie.
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@JoshDenny The browns wasn’t a huge surprise but how bad burrow played was the shock
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Enough gayness for today - which NFL upset from the early games was your biggest surprise?
Paradise, NV 🇺🇸 English
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@JoshDenny They have 2 starters because Jerry Jones knows come week 6 when a few QBs go down he can get that 4th round back and a few pieces they need to go 9-8.
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“Dak isn’t going anywhere”
Boy is that right.
“Dak isn’t Carson Wentz”
That’s because Carson has a ring.
Burbank, CA 🇺🇸 English
@Stepstoolery Ooohhhh I may get a little money to re up my merch and have a few ideas let’s colab.
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@Stepstoolery Yeah shoot one over. Kind word. Sketch of me to steal me from my girlfriend whatever you want!
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@pantsboyusa As someone who’s from there Glendale is just as far as Mesa but in the other direction.
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I always heard fans didn't want to drive out to Glendale. Is Mesa different?
Greg Wyshynski@wyshynski
The @ArizonaCoyotes announce that owner Alex Meruelo has "executed a Letter of Intent to purchase a parcel of land located in Mesa, Arizona to be the potential site for a sports arena and entertainment district for the Club." 👀👀
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