Milty🫠🔞- living a constant tfs brainrot

Using Meme Sound Effects

i had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and i was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. so this car rolls up out of nowhere and i’m stark fucken naked. i’m also white as fuck. i glow in the dark. i make eye contact with the dude driving. i don't make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. i see his eyes widen.... with fear. he fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell. and that's the story about how i became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

Womb tattoo but its some sort of robotic maintenance panel, send tweet.

Legitimately can’t believe I’m watching a GoPro livestream of the fucking moon strapped to a spacecraft while listening to astronauts describe never-before-seen parts of the moon to Mission Control and devise theories.

Asking your boss if you can name a moon crater after your deceased wife while the world watches is King What-You-Gonna-Do-About-It Shit and I’m here for it. Also, gonna be real hard for any one of the rest of us to pull off ANYTHING romantic for like… I don’t know how long. 🤣

“to all of you down there on earth and around earth. we love you to the moon” wow im going to kill myself

wdym parasocial relationship? those are my good friends in space.

If Twitter was still good the jar of Nutella floating around the Moon mission would have its own account by now

When artist dont know what to write in their bio

You guys realize fursuit makers work shifts too right? I sit at my desk for 8 hrs a day working on fursuits ! I work just as hard as anyone else just because someone takes longer working doesn’t mean they aren’t working. These big name makers usually have teams helping them

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's @TorontoStar

"wikipedia page edited by someone who is trying to insert their whole masters thesis" is a well known phenomenon but another is "wikipedia page that has been functionally vandalized by some teacher's well-intended 'edit a wiki page' homework assignment"