Just a heads up for the people that hit me up fairly regularly about this - while I don’t tweet much publicly, I still use this account regularly for DMs and other services and don’t plan on giving up the username.
@FedExHelp I have 4 packages coming via Fedex. 2 are for a job starting Monday, another has been scheduled for delivery since Wednesday and the only exceptions I see are "future delivery requested" - I need at least the 2 overnighted packages prior to Monday.