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Dan breaks the internet

if a guy next to you at the bar had his eyes rolling back and his head jerking around like this, you'd politely alert the bartender that a customer is in distress

Sarah Huckabeast: “I was removed from The Croissanterie in Little Rock, Arkansas. They accused me of wearing their tablecloths. That’s a blatant lie. I swiped this one from an Italian restaurant.”

Awwww ICE Nazis at JFK don’t like their pics taken and one just runs away 🤣

Trump said we don’t even know who’s in charge in Iran or who to talk to! And now he says we’re having “very good conversations” with them Is he a bad liar or just stupid?

Trump: Airport lines for you, caviar for me!

Trump is out

Look at this guy. Broken. Humiliated. Defeated.

trump cheated on all his three wives btw....

ICE Nazis are very busy at airports helping TSA agents

Trump is taking a nap right now

When 3/4 of the country believes Iran over the sitting president, you know shit is going well.

Atlanta Airport… looks like ICE wandering around aimlessly has solved everything… 🇺🇸

Proof that Trump spoke with Iran.

Here are the @GOP who just voted to block TSA funding. Make sure to send them a thank you note for your airport line: Sen. Banks (R) Sen. Barrasso (R) Sen. Blackburn (R) Sen. Boozman (R) Sen. Britt (R) Sen. Budd (R) Sen. Moore Capito (R) Sen. Cassidy (R) Sen. Collins (R) Sen. Cornyn (R) Sen. Cotton (R) Sen. Cramer (R) Sen. Crapo (R) Sen. Cruz (R) Sen. Ernst (R) Sen. Fischer (R) Sen. Graham (R) Sen. Grassley (R) Sen. Hagerty (R) Sen. Hawley (R) Sen. Hoeven (R) Sen. Husted (R) Sen. Hyde-Smith (R) Sen. Johnson (R) Sen. Justice (R) Sen. Kennedy (R) Sen. Lankford (R) Sen. Lee (R) Sen. Lummis (R) Sen. Marshall (R) Sen. McConnell (R) Sen. McCormick (R) Sen. Moody (R) Sen. Moran (R) Sen. Moreno (R) Sen. Mullin (R) Sen. Murkowski (R) Sen. Ricketts (R) Sen. Risch (R) Sen. Rounds (R) Sen. Schmitt (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Sullivan (R) Sen. Thune (R) Sen. Tillis (R) Sen. Tuberville (R) Sen. Wicker (R) Sen. Young (R)

Comer on airports: "I'm glad the president has put ICE in there for a multitude of reasons. It'll drive the Democrats crazy."

🚨BREAKING: Trump says that the Strait of Hormuz may be jointly controlled by “me and the Ayatollah. Whoever the Ayatollah is” What the actual f*ck?

WOW

In 40 minutes, Donald said: the Strait of Hormuz isn't closed, but he wants it reopened; we’re not at war with Iran, but our allies are cowards for not helping; he wants a ceasefire, but he doesn’t want one. He also declared victory three times. Such clarity. Such leadership.

Trump blames Hegseth for the war: "Pete, I think you were the first one to speak up. You said, 'Let's do it.'"