Katelynn Jones

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school

No man should drive a Jeep with rubber ducks on his dashboard. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Stop making AI videos of yourself, return to tradition and make the 2000s elf yourself style videos

Me the second I get into a hotel room

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

people who ask “can I call you” are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but so sweet 😭

Friday

this isn't Tinder

I’ll admit the Brits were really cookin with “gutted.” It’s such a violent way to say that you’re sad

Waiting at the Subaru dealership for my car to get serviced and someone came into buy an Outback and they have Columbia hiking pants and Merrell hiking boots on and I just wanna tell them they don’t have to do that. They’ll let you buy one without doing all that.

seeing the tiger cub model after a few glasses of wine

Coworker: should we quit our jobs? Me:

Literally a gold metal performance

Me jumping into action to capture the fugitive 8 hours away in the #Texas panhandle after receiving the 4:53am #blue alert

Seeing a man shoot a basketball will tell you everything you need to know about him

of course i have a nighttime routine. it’s called 30-75 minutes on my phone

Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?