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Kim Jong Un’s surgeon trying to explain what happened #KIMJONGUNDEAD

North Koreans after they cut the camera's at Kim Jong Un's funeral: #KimJongUn

fuck it. small dog and pigeon

Remember when Lady Gaga was like: Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la And we were like, definitely!

A Shakespearian tale in two parts.

Fellas, what’s your opinion on your girl getting her clit pierced?

[black eyed peas with a Kit Kat] boom boom boom got a Kit Kat

If she don't have a big forehead, she don't deserve a big dick.

HE REALLY STOLE THIS SONG OMFG twitter.com/mariesheaven/s…

Jesus died for me? That’s manipulative.

Me running to smell my girl’s fart before it disappears