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Kendon Shaw

@kendon

Parody account of my former self.

Tacoma, WA Katılım Mart 2009
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
Lights will guide you home... unless you’re on the flight log.
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Kendon Shaw
Kendon Shaw@kendon·
@PatFlynn Pat, I had a weird moment where I thought I was reading something I wrote and forgot about because every word of this, every word, is exactly true about my son. 🙏🤌🏻🫡
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Pat Flynn
Pat Flynn@PatFlynn·
My 14 year old son just built his own PC. No help from me, not even with money. He chose all of the components himself with money he earned working for my company. I asked him how he figured it all out, and of course, he said YouTube. He showed me amazing resources like PCPartPicker I didn’t even know existed. It was crazy to watch him delicately piece this thing together, taking care for it unlike other things we just bought him before. So good. And now he’s got a new skill, and more confidence to take to the next thing. And now he says, “Time to play lethal company with the boys” 😅
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Brad Henderson
Brad Henderson@BradFHenderson·
One of the best edits I’ve ever seen.
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JoséPablo*
JoséPablo*@jdomito_·
The Apple Corporate Identity Guidelines Notebook — by Arun Venkatesan, 1987 A must-read if you have any kind of interest in branding and design in general. Drop an 🍎 I'll send it to you!
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Dissect Podcast
Dissect Podcast@dissectpodcast·
What are some other non hip hop artists / groups you’d like to hear dissected? (Not pivoting from hip hop, but I would like to expand the show’s genre range overall)
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Kendon Shaw
Kendon Shaw@kendon·
@dissectpodcast Tame Impala- Currents, The Slow Rush Flaming Lips-Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Hozier-Unreal, Unearth; Wasteland Baby
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Kristen Mulrooney
Kristen Mulrooney@missmulrooney·
Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.
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Robert Irwin
Robert Irwin@RobertIrwin·
Wow. This was a special moment. I think Dad would be pretty proud that we’ve become the first to successfully breed the turtle that he discovered. A rare, and unique species under threat in the wild has just been given a second chance.
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Historic Vids
Historic Vids@historyinmemes·
Pale Blue Dot is a photo of Earth that was taken by the Voyager 1 space probe in 1990 from a distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) as it was leaving our solar system. This is what Carl Sagan said about the photo: "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”
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Kendon Shaw
Kendon Shaw@kendon·
@rbjr2 I fell victim to one the classic blunders
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Sam Reich
Sam Reich@samreich·
pleased to announce our jewish remake of the blues brothers
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Josh RR Jokien
Josh RR Jokien@joshcarlosjosh·
Cain about to play some Super Smash Bros. with Abel:
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Ilya Miskov
Ilya Miskov@ilyamiskov·
There are two types of designers.
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Kendon Shaw@kendon·
@hankgreen Must be socks w/ “Fix Facts” on them. *Hank leans in* “Did you know… people in Ancient Greece made socks from matted animal hair? Now, why don’t you turn around and go the other way before I see how many socks I can make out of your hair.” *@BrennanLM in horrified amazement*
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Hank Green
Hank Green@hankgreen·
I'm about to sign the silliest contract of my life. Just absolutely wild that I decided to do this and that the other party involved also agreed to it.
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Louis Virtel
Louis Virtel@louisvirtel·
I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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Mason Mennenga
Mason Mennenga@masonmennenga·
when you click “our team” on a baptist church website
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thomas violence
thomas violence@thomas_violence·
it's extremely dope that we automated creative expression before we automated cleaning toilets and roofing and road work and stuff. good order to do it in i reckon
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