kyarra😜🇵🇸

i lied. i love going out i love coming home at 3am i love a good DJ set i love saying "yes" last minute i love sidequest maxing i love the shots i love to not take life so seriously

Jail is so scary and unsanitary I’ll forever be on my best behavior 😭😭

if he sucked your tits he owes u a mother’s day gift

They be naked before me . Dick out just hard n ready 😂😂😂😂

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

People think putting your phone on silent it's bcz you hiding something. Do you know how annoying a ringing phone is ?😭

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware.

Not having a baby with a loser and being tied to him for life? Yeah, that’s a flex. Sorry.

Marrying useless men, then coming online to complain about them, but never leaving them.<<<<<————

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

NEW: Cinco de Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday. Prepare accordingly.

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

Bringing the groceries inside is a boy job. I gotta get married. Can’t keep doing this.

Woulda been so much harder if it was the mets you don’t even need a color swap.

And when k. Michelle gets beat up then what ?? Because we’ve only seen her throw flowers and shake a table . Porsha has laid hands 4 times on television

Yall be scared to spreeeead them cheeks in the shower and let that water run through after washing that 🍑 but me? I part that mf like the RED SEA 😭😭🤣😂

DO NOT DRINK SHAMEA RUM I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

They dead wrong for dis!!!!

I heard oxtail causes infertility and rashes. You guys should stop eating it