Warmaster

If she can tie your penis in a knot using just her tongue she’s a good kisser

Life’s a lot easier once you realize nothing matters your time is not important you don’t need anything you can lay in bed forever

Kubrick staring at the Christmas carolers while I hold a pump action just behind the door

Good pussy smells like wet dog

Boss: how are you today Me: chugging dick and rubbing clits gangster Boss: You can’t say any of that

I’m like an old sick dog that the family loves too much to euthanize

Kids these days can’t do that because I already smashed all the glass there’s none left

I used to go to abandoned buildings just to smash glass for a few hours

I refused to lose my virginity before I was 16 and even then I wasn’t thrilled about it

Let me impart some wisdom playboy, if the cart gets you high it’s not fake

Everyone’s trying to fuck on me and suck on me

Most pussy I ever got was when I was homeless

Raising my standard issue pistol, staring in the mirror as I put it to my temple, getting too scared to do it, go back to my job as a US postal service inspector

You’re in her dms I’m at her intervention

The pussy was delirious

@cuckold69420 Pizza dough

In your opinion what does cum smell like?

Mom said she stopped loving me after I did acid on Christmas

Every town has an autistic guy who pretends to be Michael Jackson

Take a pussy leave a pussy

When I say I’m rock hard I mean having a good time