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@pattonoswalt @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke I thought your special was great. And a big thank you for introducing me to @rubetime. Guaranteed to think twice before buying Ezekiel bread now between you two.

IT IS ACCOMPLISHED. My new @netflix special, I LOVE EVERYTHING, is streaming NOW. I hope you enjoy it! #ILoveEverything

@nerdist should have @chelseaperetti on the podcast. I would love to hear that story. I mean you have had everyone she knows on.

@pattonoswalt what can I say about my friend Kris Grubb for his 40th birthday roast?

@JimGaffigan what can I say about my friend Kris Grubb for his 40th birthday roast?

@ConanOBrien what can I say about my friend Kris Grubb for his 40th birthday roast?

@espngolic orange is the new black is on netflix now.

@Espngreeny that was one of the best interviews I have ever heard. Hearing Chris talk about his struggle like that was captivating.

@Espngreeny the animals are probably glad you didn't help out. #KissOfDeath

A rare breed half dog...half bed It is found mainly in the mornings and nights. #lazyfrenchy

Apparently aggies do have a graduation. Not sure what the point is. Congrats @wydizzle

Just wondering if anyone has seen any Celtics wearing any bloody socks...

@theonlypmac I think using a razor scooter constitutes cheating.

@MikeAndMike I just stole your coat but it's ok because I #TipTheCap

@michaelianblack it depends on what you wear underneath because that's what really counts.

@MikeAndMike even bobby knight said "damn!" after that video.

@theonlypmac tell that dude I said what up! Brings back some good memories.

@JaDeere I don't know what virgin means. Now I have another way to bitch about UT to the world.

@birbigs do you ever retweet your own tweets to make a new tweet and then think about the world?

@theonlypmac but look @ my handle. Aren't I twitterific?

@theonlypmac I like this twitter thing. People say really cool stuff.