kjell 🇳🇴

oh don't worry we've made sure to put safe spots in melee range.. yeah.. safespots that are about the size of our hitboxes + the average dick size of a BEE! I stand in em, still get vulnstacks.. thanks square. no melee hate here nah nah nah.... fuck you

it's easy to win by doing nothing, when all your competitors just keep doing shitty and/or stupid shit. if your competitors are self-destructive, no need to stress.. just lean back and watch the fire. thanks for the life lesson steam

ok spend some time fixing a problem caused by other people again. but if I didnt, I wouldnt be able to access my online bank.. kicked in the head or the gut... I chose gut. now if people would just STOP CAUSING PROBLEMS FOR ME THAT I HAVE TO FIX... then that would be cool

funny how healers can queue up as healers and refuse to do their job.. but the moment I turn off tank stance and start shirking the healer on CD, I'm being toxic...

another dungeon as a healer in 14.. another dipshit tank that didn't use mitigation... at lvl 100. and told me to kill myself when I asked them to use em.. fuck this fucking community

not that female avis don't have similar issues... 70MB + and NONE of em was spend on CLOTHES!

I need to figure out how to make avatars in #vrchat for every 1000 female you may one find 1 male.. and they're always half naked and shit optimized. guess I'll have to do it myself, if I want something that "Represents me"

love going to the store after 5pm.. no one was there, 2 min later every teen IN NORWAY shows up. and chaos starts. me and my crippling social anxiety had a talk.. and maybe that 3 hour walk to the other store isnt that bad 3 hours there, 3 hours back.. it's just me and the road

I don't think I'll make it to 40. the way the world treats me... I'm going to die due to a stress induced heart attack within the next 4 years. that or kill myself I dunno anymore man

wanna learn how to heal in FFXIV? then EU DF is your friend! where 9/10 tanks don't use mitigation. and the dps wont move out of AOEs

doesnt matter who wins elections here.. the people in charge is always rich city people who only care about the cities. we just choose who gets to fuck us and who sits next to us patting us on the back pretending to care for the next 4 years

because the norwegian goverment is actively shutting down shit we have out here, to improve what they have in the city. making living out here hell. meanwhile they wont stop complaining about people moving to the cities

living out on the country in Norway is fun. woke up with something resembling toothache. called dentist and they don't have enough dentists to look at it. they have to prioritze kids. managed to get in contact with a private dentist that will look at it.

punished for using self checkout. bought a pack of sigs and someone working at the store has to verify my age. everyone else throws the pack into my bag. this one didnt(or stole it). fuck coop. so sick of that store

love when I get one of those surveys. answer a bunch of questions.. and never being given the chance to speak my real opinion. just did a WWE 2K one and was never given the chance to talk about how buggy their garbage games are.

don't fear the dark.. fear the Ninjas hiding in it

what? 8 hours of sleep? and I didn't wake up with a migraine? where's the fire? no seriously something is horribly wrong and we may all die

I just saw a lvl 90 gladiator in Ul'dah... not sure if unlocking jobs is unclear or just asshole. considering how obvious it is... my money is on asshole

now the question is will it WORK on PC.. probably barely. but konami is probably still in damage control mode. and the vol 1 worked fine for me. so I'm sure we'll be fine

so I would like to present a juicy middle finger to all those who gave me shit for wanting #MGS4 on PC. especially to those who called me an idiot and claimed it was impossible