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Kwa Mathe 🇰🇪

@KwaMathe

Laugh with many but don't trust any 😅

Kwa Mathe Ngara Katılım Aralık 2022
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Lion of the Mountain
Lion of the Mountain@BrianMPeter·
Ukiwa ma Kshs 250k Start a Mini Supermarket Make Kshs 18-25k sales Make Ksh. 15% margin Thats Kshs 3,000 - 3,750 per day In a month ukitoa expenses huwezi kosa Kshs 50k Any other business that you can start with Kshs 250k and make Kshs. 3k per day and Kshs. 50k profit? Giste says
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Haky
Haky@Haky49501827·
Niko hapa Luthuli natafta screen yakununua,mbona hampendi Vitron tv navile naona ndio cheap hapa,niinunue ama?
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Kitui’s Daughter 🇵🇾🇰🇪
I came to learn that Mr Bean only had 15 episodes. In total. That’s crazy to me. That’s a Mandela Effect. As a kid, I could have sworn I watched 100s. 😅
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IVY
IVY@ivymuthe·
I envy people who don't update anything about their lives. Nothing about their jobs, business, children, family or even their pictures How did you get this disciplined?
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
I saw my daughter post a photo of herself on WhatsApp with a caption,"when you are loved you glow" . Why wasn't she glowing in my house ? Children are bullies.
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🇪🇸@marigawept·
Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker
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TeeBag🇰🇪
TeeBag🇰🇪@tii_bag·
Primary mwalimu alikuwa anakuja na mtoi wake class and the child would be treated like a celebrity wholetime the kid anakaa chura
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TeeBag🇰🇪
TeeBag🇰🇪@tii_bag·
Back then pale primary tungeitwa assembly saa tano Wednesday alafu mwanakijiji aulizie kama tuliona ng'ombe yake ilipotea Monday sokoni
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TeeBag🇰🇪
TeeBag🇰🇪@tii_bag·
Teachers have to be the worst dictators and unrealistic people. Back in primary there was a time we were punished at the assembly in front of the whole school simply because we were gossiping of our teacher of English being pregnant yet it was clearly visible the teacher was pregnant
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Son of Germano
Son of Germano@bush_georji·
Prompt isipite 50 tafadhali , najua ni sisi kwa sisi lakini tusiumizane
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Brook
Brook@brook_timbe·
Lakini kuconvince msichana hadi atoe nguo na akufungulie miguu...si kazi rahisi 😂😭
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kigothor
kigothor@kigothor·
Wasee wa keg huwa wanakupea story vile wamelewa in four different clubs in one nights alafu ukiwauliza bill wanakuambia wametumia 800 ksh, na saa hiyo wamedance hadi na waitress!
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#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞
#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞@RealNate08·
Kuna Huyu dame nilipiga 3hrs nonstop alafu ananiambia si ungesema tunaact ngwati nikam na camera yangu 😂😂💔
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kokii🦋
kokii🦋@kokiimichii·
Ukiona deskmate wako anachapwa juu hajaframe diagram yake na wewe umeplan kusema ulichora hapa but hauoni .😭😂
kokii🦋 tweet media
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Book Ten
Book Ten@Bookten8·
I’m here for the first time and this security guy ananiambia kuna kitu nilimprimise last time na nikatoka bila kumuona 😂
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Abedy Yaran
Abedy Yaran@drfix_it27·
My high-school friend aliamua kuinvest kwa gold mining huko Kambi Karai. He told me on a bad day he gets 40g of gold na he sells it at 17k per gram
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Ruth🐟
Ruth🐟@TypeCs4·
Sis, huwezi compete na the girl he loves ata uamke kwake kumpikia chapo na kumfulia jeans, asante.
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Unc Max.
Unc Max.@2FourMax·
Ruracio za wakikuyu without like 4M hutoboi my guy.😂
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T-BAG🩺🩺
T-BAG🩺🩺@tbagcity·
Nikiwa mtoto ninewahi ibia mzazi 200 nikashindwa kumaliza nikatupa change.
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