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@mhardysport @JacquiOatley Chav first name and gay surname. And a cunt.

This was AFTER Taylor Harwood-Bellis was reported by referee Andy Madley for using discriminatory language towards Luke Ayling, allegedly for referencing Ayling’s stammer.

@Coyredsbcfc @paulwarsash @SkySports He’ll get what he deserves eventually. Snidey little cunt.

@SkySports 3 weeks ago deliberately stands on another players hand.

Southampton captain Taylor Harwood-Bellis appeared to mock a Middlesbrough player with a binoculars celebration amid allegations that Saints were spying on Boro training before their play-off clash 😬

@Ravebud @bushontheradio Can’t be bothered cleaning the grater either.

@LBACSimon @bushontheradio Melts better, the smaller pieces melted faster and more efficiently

What is the CORRECT cheese for doing cheese on toast - grated or sliced?

@LewisClarke_ @sachatavolieri No chance. London or abroad after leaving us.

@sachatavolieri If Newcastle or Everton called him he would sign for them over palace

🇪🇸 Andoni Iraola prefers a move to a club in London simply because he wants to enroll his children in a school where they can learn in their mother tongue. In London, that makes the whole process easier. #CFC #CPFC

@GeoParody32 @TheRealJamieKay Now journalists and the media, yes. Let’s agree to ban all newspapers and have a daily fact sheet? I’m ok with that. The woke thing has had its day. I think people know to be respectful, but I think most people agree that common sense is reappearing.

@TheRealJamieKay London before diversity Young people who are not woke Uni's that are not woke Immigrants who work and pay tax Journalists who report the facts, not redacted or twisted versions of them British Culture. Modern culture is like diversity, just meant to eradicate our culture !

A lot of online “patriots” seem to hate: * London * young people * universities * artists * immigrants * journalists * modern culture At some point you have to ask what part of Britain they actually like.

@DaveAnd13745231 Can’t see it.

Southampton could be screwed because of ‘spygate’ . Talk of legal action and possibility of kicked out the playoff final . Let’s wait and see .

@Ravebud @bushontheradio Odd one out by the looks 👍

@bushontheradio Grated. Using sliced is barbaric

@bushontheradio Sliced obviously

@LairdOfThManor Tories are irrelevant and will be gone soon. Had their chance.

At long last, someone in Westminster appears to have located both a spine and a functioning grasp of reality. While Sir Keir Starmer wanders about Downing Street like an apologetic stock-room boy accidentally promoted beyond his capabilities, Kemi Badenoch has emerged with the rarest of modern political qualities: clarity. No gimmicks. No focus-grouped drivel. No dreary sermon wrapped in buzz-word jargon. Just sharp intellect, conviction and the increasingly radical notion that Britain ought to govern itself properly. Her description of Starmer as “in office but not in power” was not merely a political jab. It was a devastatingly accurate diagnosis. The man occupies Number 10 in much the same way a substitute teacher occupies a classroom: technically in charge, yet entirely ignored by the people around him. After 14 years in opposition, Labour finally clawed its way into government only to discover it had spent so long protesting outside the building that it forgot to prepare for what happens inside it. The result is a government lurching from U-turn to U-turn with all the dignity of a sexually inappropriate drunk uncle attempting the foxtrot at a wedding reception. No new taxes? Reversed. Tough on immigration? Reversed. Fiscal discipline? Reversed before the ink had dried. One almost expects Labour ministers to begin each morning by spinning a wheel marked “today’s abandoned principle”. Meanwhile nearly 100 Labour MPs are openly sharpening the knives, ministers are resigning with the frequency of Premier League coaches and Starmer himself delivers speeches with the haunted expression of a man slowly realising the lifeboat has already left shore. And into this shambles walks Kemi Badenoch: articulate, composed and gloriously unafraid to say what millions of ordinary Britons have been muttering into their tea for years. Her agenda, whether on border security, energy independence or national defence, at least resembles a government that understands a country cannot survive indefinitely on slogans, diversity seminars and taxpayer-funded feelings. Britain requires competence. It requires order. It requires leadership that does not treat patriotism as faintly embarrassing. What makes Badenoch so refreshing is not merely that she dismantles Labour with forensic precision, though she does that beautifully, it is that she speaks with the sort of unapologetic confidence Britain once admired before Westminster became infested with careerists who communicate exclusively in HR-approved mush. There is something wonderfully English about her approach. Sensible. Direct. Unsentimental. The political equivalent of a brisk walk through cold weather whilst someone incompetent is firmly told to pull themselves together. And perhaps that is why Labour fears her so deeply. Because beneath the media pearl-clutching and endless manufactured outrage, Badenoch represents something profoundly dangerous to the modern political establishment: a politician who appears to actually mean what she says. In today’s Westminster, that borders on revolutionary. Starmer may still possess the keys to Number 10, but increasingly he resembles a temporary tenant awaiting eviction whilst Kemi Badenoch stands outside with the auction catalogue and a perfectly raised eyebrow.

@OnlyGiles @LeeScott2509 @OC This is all great fun tbh 😂🍒🍒🍒

@LeeScott2509 @OC However, according to the press , he was supposed to have changed into a Borough shirt. I’m not familiar with all your shirts but at first glance, obviously not. Clearly wrong, but what would we actually gain from an IPhone that far away and was he acting as a lone wolf?

I'm biased as a Southampton fan but how could an intern not be seen 'hiding' in plain sight by this lone tree? If the team didn't see him, they don't deserve to be in the Premiership #spygate

@OC When you on TalkSPORT? Must be 1pm our time?

This whole Spygate scandal shows a real grassroots need for better spy academies

@DorPolFootball @WestYorksPolice #lufc please help 👍

@TimHutchings1 @berlinmarathon Agreed. Ran both, the tarmac is different too. Bouncier somehow 😉

Sawe to run 52nd @berlinmarathon 27 Sept, predictable but great news! In c.24C last Sept, he ran 2:02.16, prob worth sub-2 hrs? Having worked on both Berlin & London for many yrs, I estimate Berlin about 45 secs faster than London; make diary-note to watch more history unfold...!

@SwearingSport Pointless AI

Was not expecting that.

@KemiBadenoch @CraigBPodcasts Your party is irrelevant. Go away.

The Prime Minister is acting like he's going to be there for the next two years. He’ll be lucky if he lasts two weeks.

@benburrell @absoluteradio @RealDysonator Chickens 😂

@LBACSimon @absoluteradio @RealDysonator No. We’re going to play All Star on repeat as per.

@absoluteradio @RealDysonator @benburrell Are you going to attempt a ‘No repeat week’ rather than just a day? So much music in each decade and I bet the deeper dive would go down well with the listeners. Just a thought?

@Gildazio_s @BKFCentral They can fuck off. Until next season at least 😉

@BKFCentral Ou seja ! O Rayan tem uma Cláusula de €100M 🥱 LIVERPOOL tem que levá-lo .

🚨🍒 Tiago Pinto has firmly shut down any talk of Eli Junior Kroupi leaving AFC Bournemouth this summer. The Cherries’ Head of Football Operations said: “He still has more than four years left on his contract, there is no termination clause, and he is not going anywhere.” He also added: “We will not sell Kroupi even if Barcelona or Liverpool offer €100m.” Rayan is also expected to stay, while Bournemouth are keen to tie Alex Scott down to a new long-term deal. Promising signals from the Bournemouth hierarchy heading into what looks set to be another big summer at Dean Court. 🍒 #afcb #AFCBournemouth #PremierLeague #BKFCentral

@IamDONAVE @JayG00nie @WestHam_Central Just ban any hands on stuff completely, the FA let everyone know what’s going to happen next season and let the refs start giving out the yellows. It will soon stop.

@LBACSimon @JayG00nie @WestHam_Central Yep!!!! That was the right call but before that; what kind of call should have been made? Also, why did they allow it to happen almost all season long

This angle...WOW PABLO IS BEING MANHANDLED BY TWO ARSENAL PLAYERS AND LITERALLY LOSES BALANCE BECAUSE OF THIS RICE DRAGS MAVROPANOS INTO THE GOAL AFTER TRYING TO BEAR HUG SUMMERVILLE TODIBO IS RECEIVING WAIST LOVE IT'S AN ABSOLUTE FARCE I WONT GET OVER

@smit112 @JayG00nie @WestHam_Central Yeah the two correct reds in the Fulham - Bmth match. Surprise Surprise Silva disagrees with the Fulham one. Laughable 😂

@JayG00nie @WestHam_Central Funny thing is the other way around and you’d be screwing. Worst part about football is the biased opinions.