Dan Marx

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The most based ending to a video game I've ever seen has to be The Lost World: Jurassic Park on PS1 in 1997. They put in freaking Jeff Goldblum. And he roasted you. Here's the message in full: "Hello, hello. If you can hear me, congratulations. You made it through. You spent all that time and now you're done. My gosh, you looked a 20-foot carnivore right in the eye, and you've lived to tell about it. Now you know what you should do. Turn the thing off, for heaven's sake, and go outside. Breathe the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex. You have a whole life out there. Get the stink blown off you. Just go. Really turn it off. I mean, really." The "get the stink blown off you" line was improvised. Goldblum just made it up on the beach. What makes this insane is when it happened. May 1997. The Lost World movie had just opened to $72 million, the biggest opening weekend in history at that point. Goldblum was peak Goldblum, fresh off Independence Day the year before. The most in-demand movie star on the planet flew to Hawaii to film a 60-second clip for a PS1 tie-in game, hidden behind a 100% completion gate that almost no kid would ever unlock. He showed up, told you to log off, and left.

UNA BURLA INOLVIDABLE Hoy Hatsune Miku es una diosa global que llena estadios, pero en 2007 la televisión japonesa intentó burlarse de ella y de su comunidad. A solo un mes de su debut, la cadena TBS hizo un "reportaje" sobre ella, pero usó el espacio para burlarse de los otakus, tratándolos de perdedores por trabajar en tiendas de conveniencia, provocando una ola de indignación masiva. La presión fue tan grande que Crypton Future Media, desarrollador de Miku, se vio forzado a disculparse públicamente a pesar de no tener ninguna culpa sobre la transmisión. Por su parte, la cadena TBS jamás pidió disculpas. Casi 20 años después, Miku llena festivales globales y ese programa quedó en el olvido.

The Dog Breed That Was Literally a Kitchen Appliance. For three centuries, every serious kitchen in Britain ran on dog power. The turnspit dog, a short-legged, long-bodied breed officially classified as Canis vertigus, was purpose-bred to sprint inside a wooden wheel mounted on the wall, which turned a chain connected to the roasting spit. First documented in 1576, these animals worked in shifts, running for hours to keep joints of meat rotating evenly over open flames. They were universally described as ugly. "Long-bodied, crooked-legged and ugly dogs, with a suspicious, unhappy look about them," wrote one naturalist in 1809. The misery was apparently well-founded. Cooks reportedly threw hot coals into the wheel to keep a tired dog running. Kitchens kept them in pairs so each got every other day off, and owners could tell them apart because one always hid on its workday. On Sundays, the dogs got a reprieve, they were brought to church. Not for salvation, but because they made excellent foot warmers during long sermons. During one service in Bath, the Bishop of Gloucester read from Ezekiel and uttered the phrase "it was then that Ezekiel saw the wheel." Every turnspit dog in the building bolted for the door. Queen Victoria kept three retired turnspits as pets. But by the mid-1800s, a mechanical device called the clock jack could do the same job without feeding or rest. The breed had no other purpose. Within a generation, every last one was gone. Today, a single stuffed specimen named Whiskey sits in a glass case at Abergavenny Museum in Wales, the only physical proof that an entire breed of dog once existed solely as a living kitchen gadget. Turns out planned obsolescence has been around a lot longer than the iPhone.

Happy birthday Dennis O’Neil.

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Love this miku so much… here is my take🥹

Muskedittos (Ditto) Ben X-Calitrix #Reviveben10 #Ben10

For the God-traainer

Working in the porn industry a lot of my clients were cheap and thought they could get my quality for cheap labor prices. One person would always beg me to do work for him but then go "I can get it done cheaper with X" so I told him to go to X. He'd come back after spending 2x as much trying to get it cheaper than had he just came to me initially. Then I would charge double my rates because I'd have to untangle the mess and make a solid foundation to build upon. You merely adopted the slop. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see good code until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!

Let them cook

“EJECT. EJECT” Pilar Esquivel already lost her hearing and narrowly evaded the intial onslaught. She thought she had found a safe place to hide when an unnatural earthquake caused her to scream. On her flattened body was a camera containing this image of the “Twin Invaders”

The many faces of Peni parker

桐生ココ→Kson 潤羽るしあ→みけねこ 湊あくあ→結城さくな 友人A→悠針れい 夜空メル→花宮莉歌 沙花叉クロヱ→雨海ルカ 紫咲シオン→海月雲ろあ 火威青→鮫升コモリ 春先のどか→花前ハル がうる・ぐら→Saba セレス・ファウナ→Nimi Nightmare 理由は多々あれホロライブ転生組も増えてきたな

If they ACTUALLY wanted to shake things up in a big way, follow up on this thread: Norman suddenly during his redemption arc remembers that there’s a chance Pete and MJ's miscarriage is actually alive…..oh, wait, Peter can’t deal with new adult heavy problems

If you think I'm petty for this or this doesn't prove anything... Well here's a video with me and Nicole Sullivan THE VOICE of Shego, saying her name is SHEGO😎

"Instruct him in the matters of loss & pain. Make him suffer. Make him wish he were dead" "Yes?" "And then grant his wish" "But how?" "The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind." "TELL ME HOW!" "The heart, Osborn. First we attack his heart!" 🕷️Spider-Man (2002)🎃