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Hey new followers. I'm garbage at maintaining this. I only shitpost whatever brainfarts happen when I can't sleep. Earworms. Lyrics. Random bullshit. Enjoy?

@theVIRULENCE Something like that. Yeah. Feels like a thousand lifetimes.

It’s been eight years, hasn’t it? @lexcollins

@Trixie_Rabbit @Cases4Baskets Fair enough.

@Cases4Baskets @lexcollins After the second death you get used to it.

Yeah but did you die?

@TBJanaRikar Yeah but my sinuses were clear for weeks after. So yknow, silver lining or whatever.

@lexcollins I caused you to die once. That “Demolition Chili” Í made for us way back when Little Miss “I know what I’m doin” here” decided to put 3 TBSP of Ghost Pepper 🌶️ in her chili Ínstead of 3 TSP. You actually ate the whole bowl just to make me feel better about messin’ it up. 😉

@Cases4Baskets Nobody wants to see me coming up outta the water nude.

@lexcollins It's unpleasant, but it never sticks. It's the wakin' up starkers in the nearest body of water that gets a bit tricky.

@Trixie_Rabbit See. That i believe wholeheartedly.

@lexcollins A couple of times, yeah. Why?

@MortuaryAddams aw shit better fix that one, huh? wouldn't want some rando nobody in the biz thinkin i'm a loser. perish the thought.

lol imagine someone telling you they have no interest in talking to you so you follow them. loser energy.

@RodriguezCrash youtube.com/watch?v=VWL42W…

@lexcollins We are what the business ferments. That rot. You don’t like what you see when you look at me? Neither do I… That’s why this all needs to come to an end…

The familiar taste of liquid iron, Looking like a you saw a ghost. I hope it never leaves your mouth, @lexcollins I pray I linger in the shadows of your peripheral. I know who you are. You know what you saw. Who you could’ve been.

@SiobahnMitchell @RodriguezCrash It was absolutely that. I'd put money on it.

@RodriguezCrash Why am I like this? Hmmmm... maybe i was bitten by a radioactive hot topic employee. we may never know.

@MortuaryAddams @Trixie_Rabbit Fucking rude.

@Trixie_Rabbit @lexcollins I have no interest in talking to whoever that is.

You know what the problem is? Too many people wanna sell wolf tickets, so no one believes anyone anymore. You step up to fight me? Fuck the ring, I'm gonna hit your porch like a Halloween pumpkin in October. I'm willing to throw both of our lives away just to come out on top.

@aBLDDYtwat Actually that was Canada.

Who gave us Nickleback? You cunts.

JUST RELEASED Mainstream Wrestling brings #CONFLICT Back to Houston, Texas on Sunday May 17th! Both the United States and World Television Championships will be on the line along with the debut of Ryan Terror and a new top contender for the U.S. Championship will be determined!

Now Streaming on the Splat! Network! Mid-Life Crashes - Episode 4 archive.efedder.net/ArticleView?id… @DistortedAmber @TaborTodrick @TheREELSahara @lexcollins @VhodkaBlack @IrishDragon_ECD Laura Pinkerton

NOW AVAILABLE! Mainstream Wrestling brings Conflict Back to Tucson, Arizona LIVE on the @BattlegroundNet! naturalinnovations.proboards.com/thread/2537/co…

@aBLDDYtwat @TWALiveEvents I'm psyched, man. I saw some tape. We're gonna put on a hell of a show.

@lexcollins They gave me five names to defend Her Majesty's Championship against in me debut. I chose you because I wanted the biggest challenge I could get on em first go. Can't wait to have a proper scrap with yah bruv.

From this list only? Kurt. From any musician ever? Chester Bennington. Hands down.

So like MR. ROBOT is just like the writers going "what if Fight Club happened when we all had cell phones in our hands instead" and I'm on season 2 and still don't know if I like it.

@aBLDDYtwat He thinks he's the guy to do it. How very Tyler Durden of him. "You are not your khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake".

Earlier you said you didn't know who I am. But let me ask you something. Who the fuck are you to say when this business should go?