Matt Levine

hi 1. my newsletter is still free 2. it is called Money Stuff 3. you can sign up for it here bloomberg.com/account/newsle…

I profit from this newsletter while simultaneously claiming it is harmful. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter is terrible, but it sounds terrible out there, too. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter is unbelievably persuasive. Like, Jedi mind tricks. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

We continue to observe a meaningful disconnect between the public dialogue on Money Stuff and the underlying trends in our newsletter. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter is (broken | useless | terrible | awful | horrible) | | screw (this | you) | so frustrating | this sucks | damn it. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Society’s needs evolve, and so does this newsletter. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter's judgment is presumed to be reasonable and is entitled to significant deference. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

My bizarre and highly questionable method of completing Money Stuff, this “joke” (which was no doubt intentional), was just the final example in a parade of issues and events with this newsletter. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

LinkedIn recently reported that I hit the heart-in-hand icon intended to show a sign of ‘support’ concerning this newsletter. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter should reflect current market dynamics, even when they do not fully align with our assessment of long-term intrinsic Money Stuff. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

It may not be my wisest newsletter. I don’t know if I would call it my stupidest. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter is like, 'Welcome to the club. You can withstand the fire. We can trust you now.' bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter is run by investors who’ve never set foot in your neighborhood. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

I end this newsletter with money in my pocket, and also earn back the life I had until now. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter is just glad there’s something to talk about that isn’t software exposures and private credit. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Money Stuff is still growing and I expect its newsletters to continue performing. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter simplifies it in a way that everybody can really understand, so it takes out the intimidation factor of the markets. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Among a segment of those reading this newsletter, a sense of financial nihilism is setting in. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Whatever fresh shocks have rippled through markets, individual investors have fallen back on the same strategy: Money Stuff. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

I provide integral centralized functions that enable the Money Stuff Entities and their brands to operate and generate revenue. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…