Michael Booth ☀️

Smart folks who had no idea how this was going to turn out already telling you exactly why it turned out this way. 🤔

Here’s when the Associated Press called the presidential election in years past: 2020: 11:26 a.m. on Saturday 2016: 2:29 a.m. on Wednesday 2012: 11:38 p.m. on Tuesday 2008: 11:00 p.m. on Tuesday 2004: 11:19 a.m. on Wednesday

@mattyglesias @MattGertz That would take work, tho

Long lines in PA, MI, and WI today, was barely able to vote in all three

Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done

Average wait time is TWO MINUTES. There are only 4 locations with significant lines. Out of 240+. Check in advance: Locations.Maricopa.Vote

@MattGertz You and me both brother

Bad week to have a ton of spare candy in the house.

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If you remain an undecided voter, please take a moment to check whether you are in some afterlife, a spirit guide will be with you shortly

omg sorry Mitten State

Time travel back to your childhood self and tell them a future election to decide the fate of the free world pivots on the cold, misunderstood claws of a dead squirrel named Peanut

@RonFilipkowski is that a prom photo?

Pathetic

@BlackKnight10k Saudi Arabian and Egyptian gifts

Besides the Trump/Epstein relationship, what's the craziest political story that the media buried?

@jessesingal Try Seven for grins

Saw "Manchester by the Sea" last night -- what's an *even funnier* film I can watch tonight?

@RonFilipkowski does not look well

In a message to Gun Owners of America, Trump claims that Harris is going to confiscate everyone’s guns: “That’s really putting her alongside some of the most dangerous dictators anywhere in history.”

@JoJoFromJerz This is how I always carry my many beers into the painted pottery man's meetup

Why is JD Vance holding a six pack like it’s the dessert tray at an Olive Garden?

@JoePompliano Or you could try a Colorado marathon

This animation makes you truly appreciate how difficult the NYC Marathon actually is 🤯

@BGrueskin New Yorker profile made him look pretty good. Did they miss all this in the fact checking?

Short version: Ralston tips Nevada (barely) for Harris, surprising because he's been so negative on her early voting numbers

@RonFilipkowski Old Style is a good cheap beer. Saw JD as more of a saison kind of chap

What the hell is going on? These people are f*cking nuts!