Rylin Mitchler

I hate how the NHL is so scripted. I enjoy real battle, real pain like the WWE which is a bunch of guys that really don't like each other

All Edmonton Oilers fans tonight: twitter.com/BarSouthNCelly…

REPORT: Matt Cooke is on a flight in his Pittsburgh gear and is coming RIGHT for Niskanen's nutsack. Folks the 2nd period is gonna be messy

Patrick maroon is an idiot for not wearing number 5. His Jersey could say Maroon 5. Unreal

I'm not a betting man, but I think it's safe to say Dart Guy is getting laid tonight.

Yeah, the CBJ game is bananas. John tortorella literally lit a cigarette and went over to Pittsburghs bench and took a piss on the boards

Yeah, Marchand on Olympic decision: "Its bad for the game but I'm going to chop off somebodys love gun tonight" #TSN

This is everything. #ANAvsEDM

Yeah, Rich Panik is in the net fending for his life and 29 year old Calder winner Panarin just blasting shots at him not giving a fuck

I for one...really hope that there is a LOT of #ShitPacking this week.

But have you ever seen anyone as lit as Alex motherfkn Woloski #no

We came up with this ridiculous plan to get this rat out of our house and IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!! BYE BITCH

You vs. The Guy She Told You To Give Spare Change To

The reflection of failure.