Dab God

@LeadingReport Now redo these statistics ONLY counting CA residents where the sitting rapist in chief is causing mayhem…🤡 love me some good bullshit statistics to try to sway public opinion

BREAKING: Americans support President Trump’s effort to deport illegal aliens amid the LA anti-ICE protests by a margin of +21 points, per Napolitan News poll.

@imOMNOM @ODD_MOB 😂😂😂😂

not to be dramatic but if I see another viral T!ktok calling the unreleased HYPERBEAM collabs "@ODD_MOB IDs" I'm going to off myself on Faceböok live 🤍

@hufworldwide y’all think it’s ok stealing other peoples shirt designs??? Y’all better pay @bipcitysf or it’s gonna cost y’all in the long run. Karma is real. Dont steal from real artists.

@imOMNOM Didn’t have Omnussy on my Twitter bingo today 😂

I have this terrible Monkey's-paw situation where I actually do get recognized in public sometimes but it's only at the most embarrassing times. Today was at the gym while I was using the adductor machine (so at least they know the omnussy's tight 🦭)

@imOMNOM I’m addicted to LOSING CONTROL

the dr*g discourse on this app is really heating up today, so I would just like to chime in and say that I myself have actually been sober for 30 days now. not in a row. just random days over the past 6 years.

15 seconds of fame… 😉

@dom_lucre Glad that brave man took at least 4 fascist pigs with him before he checked out.

🔥🚨BREAKING-GRAPHIC: Here is the full uncensored footage of the shootout between Charlotte cops and gunmen that left FOUR officers dead. A livestream shared by Saing Chhoeun on Facebookshows two heavily-armed cops taking cover behind a vehicle as they engage in the gun battle on Monday. The video begins with the terrified neighbor seemingly locked outside his house and asking someone to let him in.  The officers repeatedly ask the neighbor to go inside the home, but he informs them he can't because he does not have the keys. The shooting happened as four officers were serving a warrant for felon Terry Clark Hughes, who was wanted for possessing a firearm and shot dead in the gun battle.

@GlobalDanceGDE FyreFest 2.0

🚨 BREAKING - Just hours before the eclipse was supposed to begin, the organizers behind Texas Eclipse Festival have announced it’s now cancelled due to severe weather forecast, including risks of high winds, tornadic activity, large hail, and thunderstorms for later today.

@netflix you idiots are gonna lose sooo much money with these new bullshit shared household rules 😂😂😂

@puffco what do we have to do for y’all to release an updated hot knife with an extra button for a light so I can see what I’m scooping in the dark? So I don’t need to use my phone flashlight to make sure the dab is almost done in the deep ass 3DXL chamber. PLEASE 🙏

@johnsummif @johnsummit My Boy is John Peakin right there ⛷️ 🏔️

@TheUntzFestival Y’all better book @BarclayCrenshaw & @bostn64 this year. MANDATORY BOOKINGS

early birds up now. lineup next week Jim’s life is in your hands.

@TheUntzFestival if y’all don’t book @BarclayCrenshaw to headline in 2024 y’all are going to be making a HUGE mistake.

WOW MASSIVE AMAZON ERROR 🚨 Brand new $3.8K TV for $700 We copped this with ease last night. Did you? Easily will sell for $2K+ profit ea.

@JoynerLucas why did Apple Music take the album down like it ain’t dropping this month? Imma be biggg mad if you teased us with all these damn singles just to delay the whole album!

@Apple yooo this new fucking update sucks balls! Make my clock a normal size. This is bullshit. Every update sucks worse than the last. I swear your engineers are fucking retarded!

@Kohls you guys are so fucking stupid and fumbled this sneaker release so badly. @nike shouldnt have given y’all shit🤣🤣🤣

I have officially listened to the @BarclayCrenshaw Wakaan set so many times that I wish @SoundCloud had a reverse playback button where it plays the same set just backwards so it’s a little diff🤣🤦‍♂️

@PasqualeRotella so you literally took over @HOLY_SHIP just to tank it into the fucking ground so you could Launch your own 🗑 bootleg Edsea cruise🤣🤣🤣 Will you ever stop copying @destructoamf ??? Let’s not forget who came up with Electric Daisy Carnival first😏 #insomniWACK

@berner415 If you pay more than $25 a gram for rosin you’re a CUSTY

Wow ! We are dropping these along with other flavors at the { emerald cup } best rosin I’ve tasted in a while