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Why have we opened on the girls this week? Why isn't Bach rowing or basketballing or looking out at the ocean in a tank top? #TheBachelorAU

The vibrator necklace is an actual product that you can actually buy. >> mamamia.com.au/rogue/vibrator… #mmia

She makes $27K a year doing a job most of us are doing for free. po.st/AdGQgi via @mamamiaROGUE

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This guy has 63 names. All of them are stupid. (Or awesome, we can't decide.) >> mamamia.com.au/rogue/man-with… #mmia

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Seriously, what is happening? What is this? #goreandpalmer #BestFriendsForever

Al Gore and Clive Palmer in a joint press conference = parallel universe bromance. #auspol

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