Sarah Eastep

*soccer fades from the minds of millions brigadoon-style*

@AmericanAir 1599

We've been told that our 2 hr late @AmericanAir pilot is somewhere in the airport. Long line at the Auntie Anne's?

Been sitting in a plane on the runway for ~ 2 hrs because this @AmericanAir flight has no pilot. Professional!

Biingo's back on Biggest loser and now he likes vegetables HAHAHAHA just kidding can you imagine

Ha ha ha now your show is over and you have to watch News or animal planet. Welcome to my world

Hello Sharks. My business is a Game Of Thrones spinoff about Hot Pie. It's a cooking show. I'm seeking $30 for 80% stake. I will go to 100%.

The magic is inside you - there ain’t no crystal ball! :)

Even celebritys (beyonce, Gary sinise, etc.) eats carrots

"I sure love being a jewelry lady!" (my boyfriend helped me write this tweet) ruzzle-game.com/download

You guys don't know how close I came to buying a Little Twin Stars shirt at uniqlo #allgrowedup

free necklace from @baublebar! twitpic.com/c74ato

Today I had my hair colored for the first time, ever.

Round of applause at my house #flotus

"Life of Pi, based on the binder by Lisa Frank." #oscars

Hard not to run outside whenever I see snow #texpat

So Ray Nagin is going to come down from the ceiling in a Phantom mask, right?

Let the records show, Super Bowl XLVII wasn't ready for that jelly! #GoBeyonce

NYC: where a man will call you "sexy" to your face every time you step outside, even when said face is still droopy from a root canal.

@jimchesters thx for posting the one with the lyrics. It's easier to sing through the tears when you have the words right in front of you.