Max Furlan

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Max Furlan

Max Furlan

@MaxFurlan001

Let the wild rumpus begin

Katılım Ocak 2015
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John Ruf
John Ruf@JohnRuf6·
I proudly only ever park my car illegally so my ticket dollars go to the great city of Chicago instead of Saudi Arabia.
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roku
roku@rokuxvii·
pro tip just get in shape so you can justify having unusual/weird hobbies
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn
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taoki
taoki@justalexoki·
can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer
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Noah Garfinkel
Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel·
Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding. Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.
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Daily Bugle Janitorial
Daily Bugle Janitorial@abysmaldogwater·
unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·
sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this
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josh b
josh b@y0cuando·
Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal
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redrum
redrum@griffisu·
eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying
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teg
teg@teggin·
did it hurt when you fell from kevin
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cee
cee@1ovesickkk·
great tweet man is everything okay at home
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jo
jo@whatsJo·
If an animal kills me in the wild, please take its picture with my body
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JetSetLadio
JetSetLadio@jetsetladio·
my most unpopular opinions is that lightbulbs should explode when they go out, like just shoot glass shrapnel everywhere
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زين
زين@zains005·
Why don't germans name their kids Wolfgang anymore
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Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free)
If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit
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John Attridge
John Attridge@John_Attridge·
Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
What’s the dumbest name for a business? I’ll start: Fifth Third Bank
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blaire
blaire@pissshit90001·
Thinking about beginning it all
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