Megan Fox

5 days on Twitter and I have yet to discern it's purpose. #WhatIsThePoint ???

Have a feeling these next few games may be hard to watch, unless the lakers have recruited Jesus to play center. #lakeshow #Oyvey

@Tyrese why are you still so handsome?! You look exactly like you did in 1993 Xo

@6tharmony happy birthday

“@SquatchFacts: Underneath their thick pelts Sasquatches almost always wear cut-off jean shorts. #FindingBigfoot” never-nudes! I love this

@daviild haters hate because they are lacking sufficient love in their own lives. It's my job to love them because they need it the most.

@ibreathemegfox hi angel!

@MarianaThisWay love you too 💋

@Kardashians_J nope. I see you and I'm tweeting you 😘

@RitaOraMyQueen better than that, I'm giving you a virtual French kiss.

I guess I should tell you guys to go see 'This is 40' while it's still in theaters. @JuddApatow made a really funny movie. Promise.

“@XSTROLOGY: #Taurus appreciate the smaller things in life.”...not always 🙈🙉🙊

“@RonTerrell: @meganfox A drink coaster with Boba Fett on it?” Yes! You're the only one that answered correctly!🌟

@SwiftieCunt that made me laugh

Who can tell me who I'm holding in this picture?

@dcfilmgirl I liked J's Body also. I was a teenaged demon possessed cannibalistic cheerleader, who can't relate to that? 😉

@MolestMeKardash your twitter handle is amazing

@Jamalbye calling a woman a bitch is usually not the best way to get her to do what you want. I see you and I love you. Be nice!

So while everyone else lived in the 80s my family was living in the Wild West??Do you have embarrassing family photos?

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