Melissa Robbins

"Mom, did you know Hannah Montana quit her job..and so did Oprah?" GiGi's braking news flash of the day? #thethingskidssay

Just seated in a restaurant I tell the Waiter it is extremely hot and humid..he responds, "Well, an entire ladies Softball league is here."

And a surplus of cleaning supplies....the irony!!!!! #hoarders #bogglesthemind

Does anyone else notice that almost all hoarders have a ton of holiday decor and party supplies...as if they're having people over! #tlc

Speaking of cheese......

@Bethenny welcome to the front lines! We wish for strong willed, assertive, spirited little girls that are just like us, then....THEY ARE!

Watching "Taking Woodstock"...she offers acid and he says "I'm actually a little afraid of heights". LOVE THAT LINE!!!!!

Having a tv threesome....Women's Soccer, Wimbledon, Tour de France.....it's almost too much! (plus Deadliest Catch...euphoria!!!!)

"I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined me later" #nevergetsold

Public Pool........gag!

I've tried....I really have.....i just can't get used to HDTV!!!!!

@nodepression Billy Joe Shaver on the stereo #TwangThursday

@1allisonmoorer Happy Birthday! Congrats on a successful Summer tour, Motherhood, happy marriage and making more great music!

This morning my sweet, precious little girl "beat boxed" the alphabet. I was dumb struck...guess it's better than burping the entire thing.

Just spent 30 minutes trying to explain wind power to a 5 year old. Can I have those back, please?!?! #mombrain #curiositykilledthecat

Telluride Bluegrass festival! Get here! http://lockerz.com/s/111917860

Wanna find out who your neighbors really are.....go to their Garage Sale. FREAKS!!!! I'm scared shitless about what they'll think about me!

"Iz gettin' real in the Whole Foods parking lot!" Dying!

Listening to Greg Brown cover Iris DeMent's (his wife) "Let The Mystery Be"...love every thing about it.

@joshsolar Give us some suggestions, too...we need good road tunes for camping out.