Mamacita

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Mamacita

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Kitchen Katılım Şubat 2014

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Sassington, M.C.@MissSassbox·17 Nis

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

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🦋El~Fuego🫦@fuegoshawrry777·16 Nis

Recession indicator 😹huyu mumama ameanza kuuzia locals

Billy, The GOAT@_CrazyNairobian

Thank you @chapatimistress. Well recieved ☺️🫶🏽

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S.🎧@1ssve·17 Nis

Remote workers getting ready for their one day in the office

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Roro ☃@RoRoFli·16 Nis

Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle! Patient: Thank God. Now I don't have to pay you Doctor:

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Yoko@Kibet_bull·16 Nis

A lot

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Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️@Molayoo_·16 Nis

My dad in heaven when he sees that I’m still not over his death 15 years later

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Musili@hardcore254jm·17 Nis

@Onorpik @joanjonas71 You won't believe this 🤣🤣

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GB 🪄@Gbdaniel001·15 Nis

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

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Juma and Natasha@DTBduo·24 Mar

We have launched our DTB Wearables! Putting the future of payment in your hands.

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Hlovo@hlovo_·16 Nis

Why is the intern wearing a cap on the job ?

Ryan Gilbert@rjgilbert

Hired an intern

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☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒@ohremzel·14 Nis

Coworkers: “why don’t you ever get in trouble for being late?” Me:

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Brian Sagini@_saginii·14 Nis

Imagine mwenye alinunua a diesel car leo because diesel is cheaper

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Roro ☃@RoRoFli·15 Nis

Me: But I have many hidden talents. Teacher: Aww really, what are they? Me: I don't know, they're all hidden.

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𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚@Arealmfngl·14 Nis

nigga u are your daddy

GinanoMartin@HughNoHefner88

Do I look like my daddy?

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Shoba Gatimu@shobanes·15 Nis

Amka useme damn tena.

-Dennis Itumbi, CBS@OleItumbi

Fuel to hit shs. 107 tomorrow..damn!

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Champ✨@Ib_ra_himm·14 Nis

Satan: what did you? Me: I used to call on missing children's poster and whisper "I miss you mummy" and hang up Satan:

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Gitz @Gitz__·14 Nis

Doctors wanatumia torches kufanya surgeries na wewe uko hapa ukipost fire emojis kama a baddie. Umbwa!

Kithure Kindiki@_KithureKindiki

Nyamira & Kisii ni Faya 🔥 na ni TUTAM!

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Neo ݁ᛪ༙@Neoskiiiii·14 Nis

Start bragging immediately

Tochukwu Kevin@KevinKendr10366

Not to brag but I made this with a pencil 😊

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Roro ☃@RoRoFli·13 Nis

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

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maMvelase ❤️@Nocylove123·12 Nis

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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