Mike Cohn

@ScottLeyes Yum.

Don’t tell me I don’t know how to cook

@ScottLeyes I'd prefer to say hello next time I'm in OC.

goodbye

@ScottLeyes How about just on New Year's Eve?

F it - I'm gonna stay drunk for the rest of the year.

@ScottLeyes Sucks.

WOW Yippee... hospital bills coming in just in time for the holiday! WOOOOOT... ...f*ck.

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@ScottLeyes I would have you'd have upgraded to Bacon Ipsum. baconipsum.com

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@ScottLeyes I thought I was the only one who still listens to this regularly (as well as everything else by them).

@ScottLeyes I hope that's not me. Call any time. And I'm up for meeting in person any time you are.

So nice to find out that the people who SAY they really care about you actually don't give a gods d*mned shit about you. Thanks a lot.

@ScottLeyes You're not, and plenty of us care about you. I'm here any time you want to talk--just call or text.

Feeling depressed, bought a cake - but couldn’t find one with a more appropriate saying, like “You’re A Loser” or “Go Away, Nobody Gives A F*ck” so I just stabbed this one. Good times! Woot! 😍

If anyone is headed to the @PendryHotels in San Diego: stay away as their internet is pitiful. Here are the results of testing every 20-30 for the past 2+ hours.

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