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When @realDonaldTrump bombs Iran, Satire Parody Ayatollah Khamenei

@ElContador2000 @CrookSofm Shared :)

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@edd_robb I wouldn't say sad but yeah made me want tourettes, great excuse lol

@MinistryofWit Watched it, very good but sad

If you haven't seen this film you need to!

#politicslive #satire #LabourParty #reformuk

@joannebryce @JACKGUYANDERTON It seems to be everyone, They get attacked and just fire everything everywhere!

@MinistryofWit @JACKGUYANDERTON Iran has been on a slow burn war with us since 1980.

Yet another reason Britain should avoid being drawn into a war with Iran. Our country should only go to war when it clearly serves British interests, not simply follow Israel into another conflict.

@rapeganginquiry NEVER fucking forget, Labour voted AGAINST an enquiry. Countless children suffered because of both Labour AND conservative. FUCK THE BOTH OF THEM!

@TheRoaring20ies @EssexPR They really are :/

@MinistryofWit @EssexPR There's a cabinet full of them The Muppet Show.

6 lively sparring rounds this morning 🍊 Hoping to fight in May 🙏🏽

@TheNorfolkLion Apologising for facts?

ITV forced to apologise as the crowd belts out 'Keir Starmer’s a wanker' AGAIN during Luke Littler's final at the UK Open. It's literally becoming Britain's new national anthem 😂 I can’t find the video, so here’s a throwback from the last time it went viral at the darts

@HoodedClaw1974 Every current MP that never spoke out needs to be charged with a crime. The law is black and white, If they failed they should be punished.

Esther McVey discusses why are Labour still covering up the Grooming Gangs. Correct me if im wrong m, but havent you been an MP for the Conservative Party since 2017. Your party also did nothing about it for 14 years?

Women in Iran face severe restrictions on their freedoms and rights, enduring treatment so unjust that, as a Western British father, I would never permit my daughter to enter into a marriage under such circumstances. While the loss of any life is a tragedy, history shows that liberation from oppression and tyranny often comes at a great cost as seen in Europe's struggles yet such sacrifices pave the way for a freer future, and so it must be for Iran.

If you opposed the Covid vaccine rollout to the world's children on the grounds of protecting them, then you should also oppose the killing of children in war. The U.S. airstrike on the all-girls school in Iran, killed over 160 innocent children aged 7–12. Pray for peace 🙏

🤣🤣 UK sending warship to Cyprus #IranWar #kierstarmer #ReformUK

@catturd2 x.com/MinistryofWit/…

This pathetic weakling is destroying the UK in real time.

@darrengrimes @grok how many foreign born in the UK claim benefits or take out more than they put into the system? Work out a rough cost per year include all benefits.

We spend more on benefits in Britain than the ENTIRE economy of Norway and precious little on defence. This is an utterly cretinous response from this Labour Minister.

@HoodedClaw1974 Very fair when local councils provide waste disposal.

Shazeeb Mukhtar was forced to pay nearly £2000 for fly tipping after dumping 11 bags of waste in a woodland area at Smithills Country Park The Bolton resident ignored the inital fixed penalty demand, but a court made him pay costs, fine and a victim surcharge. Fair?

@DaveAtherton20 It would be better if we knew those responsible met their end here!

Today's feel good story is about the Police Command of the Islamic Republic of Iran (FARAJA), we know as the Morality police. Their job is to ensure women are wearing their hijabs. They have been complicit in at least 4 murders of women It is no more. Say their names. Mahsa Amini Zahra Bani Yaghoub Armita Geravand Arezou Badri

@kelvmackenzie LOL! "Brains" You're funny XD

I’ve not had the pleasure of meeting Mojtoba Khamenei, the hardliner son of the former Supreme Leader, who’s said to be Iran’s next leader. The reason I’m a little upset is that I would like to have said farewell before his brains and his rear end went into different directions.