Johanna Rose

I wrote a song about a movie trailer I just saw: 🎶 stop killing women 🎶 to move a man's story along 🎶 it's been done a thousand times 🎶 think of a new thing 🎶 it's lazy writing 🎶 and fucking boring 🎶

Joel: “I’ve got you baby girl” Me: #LASTOFUS #LastOfUsHBO

Guys our slutty zombie daddy is in trouble and it’s stressing me out 😭 #LastOfUsHBO

@hillerykearl Bad glasses, low bored emptionless voice, slouchy lanky posture—replace Napoleon Dynamite’s humor with a psychotic bloodlust and blammo. Jeffrey Dahmer.

@misshannirose What's with this comparison of #JeffreyDahmer & #NapoleanDynamite? They look nothing alike, & 1 was callous while the other was just stupid

Give that psycho coward some moon boots and they are basically twins. #DahmerMonsterTheJeffreyDahmerStory

@nattysacch She misses you too lol

Okay but really every time I get stoked on something the show just changes their mind and fucks off lol #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp9

Have you ever had to fart & you can feel that it’s gonna be huge so you ask your friend “hey guess what” so when they say “what” you can answer with a huge fart but then it’s SILENT & you feel stupid & disappointed? That is this show. One long silent fart. #HouseOfTheDragon

The memes aren’t good enough to save this show lol I hate every character & don’t care what happens to any of them. Except this dude, which means he’s either gonna be brutally murdered or be a sexual predator by the end of this episode. #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp9

Why. Doesn’t. Ser Criston. Fucking. AGE. This baby-faced little whiner has kept the same actor through *THREE* time jumps, they better reveal some special bloodline with stupidly long lives. #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragonEp8

@bettyro07868301 Well duh but also tie it back lol

@misshannirose Yall just jealous or something of her long hair.

I got back on twitter after like 3 years just to beg Galadriel to put her fucking hair back—orcs, wizards, magical lightening ore, that I can all believe. But her hair not getting in her face or snagged on ANYTHING while she’s fighting? #RingsofPower

I’m sorry, but how in the fuck did DAEMON manage to have the least creepy of all the kids on this show??? #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragonEp7 #HouseOfTheDragon

Things escalated SO quickly 😅 #HouseOfTheDragon #houseofthedragonep6 #Gameofthronesmemes

Pretty leaves? Great. Sweaters? Awesome. Cider and pumpkin spice? Vibe. Spooky season? Dope. But I had to put socks on for the first time in 6 months and I’m fucking furious. It’s “going to bed with socks on” season. I hate it.

Like y’all are bitching about whether or not a fictional race of people can have melanin while REAL PROVEN EXPERIENCE shows anyone with Galadriel’s hair getting tangled on a tree branch while she’s horse riding or some shit

I’m watching every episode like Edna Mode waiting for that long gorgeous hair to get her yanked into a pit of orcs or something Jesus H Caterpillars fantasy can only go so far before it’s just completely unrealistic

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

Hey @GovStitt this your doing? #JusticeForJuliusJones

This is not up for debate. #mightactuallybetoomuchoj #mimosa #brunch #fightme

Cops are taking selfies with the terrorists.