mo mandel

COMEDIANS 364 DAYS OF THE YEAR: “My career sucks, I’m broke, I can’t get on that podcast or into that club.” COMEDIANS POSTING ON NEW YEARS: “So many amazing things happened this year, and if you don’t believe me, here are pictures of me standing next to B list celebrities!”

My 2 yr old daughter wanted to take her pet rock to bed and I said no and she screamed, “I wanna snuggle with rock!” And then my 41 yr old wife said “I wanna snuggle with @therock,” and then started laughing hysyerically. For the last time Dwayne, stay away from my family!

Comedian @momandel joins me on my show again today at 11:40am. @punchlinesf

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Epstein, Puffy & Donald Trump #standupcomedy #epstein

“I never went to Epstein’s Island. Because I was too busy going to Freak Offs.”

Dear good people at @tiktok_us my account was hacked and I can no longer access it by phone or email, as they were changed, and it’s not even showing up on the app. The handle was @momandel and I put my heart and soul into those crowd work clips. Please help me get it back!

@Parzival_Virgil @rickygervais Wow thats wayyyy back. Closed my Comedy Central Half Hour w that joke too.

@momandel @rickygervais I have it on an old hard drive somewhere. A Comedy Central thing. Mike Birbiglia was hosting. You won 1st place

I’ve written hundreds & hundreds of jokes for my stand up over the years, but this is one of my favourites.

@Parzival_Virgil @rickygervais 👊 video coming soon.

@rickygervais Except this joke is not yours is it? Mo Mandel @momandel came up with that bit more than 10 years ago. You "culturally appropriated" his joke.

On second thought, maybe it’s a good thing Elon’s 47 kids have never met their father.

Divorced Dads are a menace! youtube.com/shorts/yPA_GPO…

@barry_weinstein Wow, I reverse my entire position. 🤣

@momandel A. There are no child labor laws on the island of Sodor! B. They need to keep teaching the lessons because in the 30 years since my son was the age that yours is now he still hasn’t learned anything! C. Thomas is happy he’s Thomas The Tank Engine Hip Hip Hip Hooray!!

Why does Thomas The Tank Engine have to learn a lesson every episode?! He’s already a child being forced to do hard labor on some random island! Just let him live! cc: Sir Topham Hatt

That’s what I told you on my birthday!

Listening to my 80 yr old dad breakdown the NBA playoffs to my 78 yr old mom. Cool to know that after 50 plus years of marriage people can still know nothing about each other.

Parenting Hack 🤣 #shorts #sketch youtube.com/shorts/-j-XER8…

Did the Pope really die or was he just relocated to avoid a law suit?

I don’t really feel this way. Right? youtube.com/shorts/I21M1WR…

My husband made friends with another dad in our neighborhood while strolling our baby and now he makes videos with that guy about being dads in the neighborhood, and you should check them out! instagram.com/reel/DHbpjnrSt…