Molly

It’s not all men, no. Of course it isn’t. But if a plane was crashing somewhere in the UK every day of the week then wouldn’t we want to maybe talk about what we’re teaching our pilots?

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.

is he calling me crazy to gaslight me or is he simply alerting me to a reality? as a crazy person i have to consider both options.

my biggest fear is that i’m actually like 4 months pregnant at any given moment and i have no idea until it’s too late and then i will have no other choice but to push a giant creature out of my vagina. i would rather get my head chopped off i think

me trying to telepathically bite his arm when im not with him

if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

I’ll never put my business on social media but im glad y’all do cuz I be bored

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

what have we become

Me: I want Starbucks Me: Anything for u princess

I cannot imagine having children. There were three days last week i was too lazy to feed myself and i was just cool with it. I’d be in jail.

The view at night > 😨 (via @visitljubljana) twitter.com/BleacherReport…

So a while back, my mom made me and my sisters this list of rules. I forgot I kept it in my car but I needed to see it going into year 32 tomorrow

Me outside right now:

When your person is sleep but you want attention 🤣😂🤣