Matthew Broussard

Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh– Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human: ... Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK

Southern Jew in NYC

The cure for baking soda

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Trying to close an app: Are you sure you wouldn't like not to cancel exiting? •Cancel •Cancel cancelling

If the One Ring is powerful enough to rule them all, why don't they make whole plane outta that?

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¿Gaslighting?

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The Riddler was poor casting

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My fiancée's giant swimmer feet

Wanna know how hard it is being a woman? People hate Yoko Ono more than Mark David Chapman

This election could drag on for days. Unless someone captures the Snitch, then it ends immediately.

Every millennial man had a girl with cool taste in music that it didn't work out with.

I quit nicotine. I don't drink anymore. I started eating healthy, getting good sleep and regular exercise. And the biggest thing I've learned is that I'm just like this.

Sup with all these time travelers coming back in time to kill Trump?

When I drop my AirPod case and my AirPods goes flying out

@Ben3PO I'm with you.

Chris Pratt marrying Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter is some real Harkonnen Atreides shit

@capt_gut @paularambles Why did you cut my name out of this

imagine trying to explain to a salmon why we refer to this color as “salmon”