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Paul's Jokes
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Paul's Jokes
@MoreTwitty
You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!
Katılım Ağustos 2014
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If you're getting your wife something for Easter, in keeping with the bunny theme, she'd probably prefer something with a lot of carrots!
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If you like incense (some find them intense), shop around to cut your expense -- since it only makes sense to save a few cents on your scents!
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If you work for a virtual reality company, before putting on their 3D glasses, is there a disclaimer: "Views are my employers, not my own."?
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If you've never been in a car accident, can you be charged with wreck-less driving?
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If you think today's gas stations should still be called SERVICE stations like they were in the old days, you're only fueling yourself!
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If two members of the Mensa Society get married, do their kids play with mental blocks?
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If you were coming up with the name for a broadcast TV network, couldn't you do better than CBS?
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If your fondest wish is for a new dishwasher but you get one and are disappointed, has your dishwasher become a wish dasher?
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OLD JOKE
George Washington was still alive could he still throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? No (a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to).
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If the lights are too bright in a Chinese restaurant ... dim sum!
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If actor Martin Mull had a baby girl and named her Tess, she'd be infant Tess Mull.
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If I ever write a book about the history of illicit drugs, I'm going to have a chapter called "Before the Dawn of Crack."
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A robber entered a bank, pulled a gun on the clerk and the manager, and said:
“Give me all the money! I need it to cover some initial costs for a financial endeavor — rent, utilities, staff wages, insurance, supplies, marketing, maybe a little software, and anything else that comes up — until my cash flow is stable and everything’s running smoothly!”
The bank manager leaned over to the clerk and said, “You’d better do what he says… I think he means business.”
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