Ersatz Mark Clarke

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Ersatz Mark Clarke

Ersatz Mark Clarke

@mrmarkclarke

Totally innocent dude. Tight with my main man Grant Shapps. Founding Member of 1922 Jump Street. Looking for the real bullies since 2006. Evidently a parody.

Undisclosed Katılım Ekim 2015
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
IIP: It stands for 'Incredibly Innocent Person'.
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
Oh, have I mentioned lately that I am completely innocent of all of the things?
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
In case I've not made it clear, I completely deny taking part in any of the bullying that my leaked evidence proves Feldman was aware of.
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
I wish more people would trust the balanced reporting of Harry Cole and the heavily redacted evidence he's certainly not getting from me.
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
'People in the Conservative family should be fighting the enemy, not each other*' dailym.ai/1iUO4Nn *does not apply to blackmail plots
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
I strongly refute any suggestion of bullying, harassment, blackmail, or intended/attempted blackmail. No, really. dailym.ai/1WT8GYT
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
For those that count (ie the rich) Against all lefties on the pitch No drunk(ish) girls avoid my itch Beware my power: Grant Shapps' snitch!
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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·
For the record: this is not the real Mark Clarke. Mark deleted his Twitter account on 14 October 2015, making the username available today.
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