Ersatz Mark Clarke

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Ersatz Mark Clarke

@mrmarkclarke

Totally innocent dude. Tight with my main man Grant Shapps. Founding Member of 1922 Jump Street. Looking for the real bullies since 2006. Evidently a parody.

Undisclosed Katılım Ekim 2015

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·18 Ara

Well, it's certainly not because there's some grand conspiracy to cover up all those things I didn't do. twitter.com/bloggerheads/s…

Tim Ireland 💙⚜️🔥🎤@bloggerheads

For some strange reason, the Tories have decided that their lawyers will only look into some of the alleged bullying j.mp/toryinquiry

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·18 Oca

@Conservatives @JamesCleverly @LondonCF I heartily approve this message. theguardian.com/politics/2017/…

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·3 Kas

And I for one am totally stoked. twitter.com/Conservatives/…

Conservatives@Conservatives

Today we have published our new code of conduct for all Party representatives. conservatives.com/codeofconduct

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·16 Mar

Still totally innocent, folks. Nothing to see here: bit.ly/tbully Or over there: zelo-street.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/tory-e… Let's all move on.

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·17 Ağu

Still totally innocent and ready to sue anybody and everybody sooner or later, just you watch. theguardian.com/politics/2016/…

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·13 Oca

Another way to look at this is that I had to deal with some very uncooperative people: bbc.com/news/uk-politi…

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·8 Oca

IIP: It stands for 'Incredibly Innocent Person'.

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·20 Ara

Oh, have I mentioned lately that I am completely innocent of all of the things?

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·20 Ara

CCHQ gave me some email addresses. Big deal. theguardian.com/politics/2015/… It's not as if they leaked any SENSITIVE data, like bullying complaints

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·18 Ara

In case I've not made it clear, I completely deny taking part in any of the bullying that my leaked evidence proves Feldman was aware of.

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·18 Ara

I wish more people would trust the balanced reporting of Harry Cole and the heavily redacted evidence he's certainly not getting from me.

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·29 Kas

The buck stops with Grant Shapps. So let's all draw a line under this right here & now and look no further. theguardian.com/politics/2015/… further

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·29 Kas

Patrick McLoughlin and Eric Pickles did nothing wrong. They just weren't up to the challenge is all. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·19 Kas

They won't get away this theguardian.com/politics/2015/… I'll use a series of anonymous web accounts to destroy their futures to prove my innocence!

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·16 Kas

'People in the Conservative family should be fighting the enemy, not each other*' dailym.ai/1iUO4Nn *does not apply to blackmail plots

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·15 Kas

I strongly refute any suggestion of bullying, harassment, blackmail, or intended/attempted blackmail. No, really. dailym.ai/1WT8GYT

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·14 Kas

Aw, @Donal_Blaney... say it ain't so! j.mp/1RKSrGI I thought we were friends. Brothers in arms. Peas in a pod. Kids in the pool.

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·14 Kas

For those that count (ie the rich) Against all lefties on the pitch No drunk(ish) girls avoid my itch Beware my power: Grant Shapps' snitch!

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Ersatz Mark Clarke@mrmarkclarke·14 Kas

For the record: this is not the real Mark Clarke. Mark deleted his Twitter account on 14 October 2015, making the username available today.

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