Sarah

Welcome to the week between Christmas Day and New Year’s, where nobody knows what day of the week it is, and the calories don’t matter.

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m ready to move past the “Christmas prep” phase and move into the “eating party food leftovers and not knowing what day of the week it is” phase 🎄

I don’t want to be rich in life. I just want to be financially secure enough to order guacamole on the side without having to ponder the financial ramifications. 🥑

Are we 100% certain that humans aren’t meant to hibernate through the winter? 🥶

Nobody: Me: Alright, I’ll watch “The Muppet Christmas Carol” again. 🔥🕯️❌🐀