M. U. C. H. E. Z

The women in your income level are doing better than you financially because they're not spending money on men. Thats it. Thats the great mystery.

WE have to secure Ol Kalou seat. We MUST get it, with our SWEAT and BLOOD. This one is a must-win!

Budget ikisomwa tu hivi, the great walkout from government begins.

Kenya government has given X platform a 3-month deadline to open a physical office in Nairobi. The government says it could suspend X if the directive is not met. This is deemed to control X in Kenya in the run up to the elections. Your account will be gagged from Nairobi

Ruto will buy some of the opposition leaders before 2027 but keep in mind he can’t buy all votes in kenya!!

If you use Super Metro, you won't travel today. The company with a fleet of over 800 has announced that none of their buses will be on the road today. Khabusie!

This Bodaboda and matatu strike over rising fuel prices has caused all stages to look like there is a political rally💔

TOMORROW: KENYA TURNS INTO A WALKING NATION! No Bodaboda riders, no Uba, No Matatu, no Baiskeli!

Kenya has given Elon Musk’s X platform (formerly Twitter) a 3-month deadline to open a Nairobi office. The government says it could suspend X if the directive is not met.

The customer is broke, the trader is squeezed, the supplier is impatient and the government still wants more tax.

By the age of 30, you should either have a supportive, loyal women by your side or no woman at all. There is no third option.

Girls with fire couchies. 1. Broke girls 2. Those with dad issues 3. Single mothers 4. Alcoholic bïtches Avoid career women at all costs. They started acting like men till their couchies are now drying up.

Ruto has killed the Political careers of these guys yet they behave like they are still relevant.

Airtel has been given many opportunities to take over the market and Safaricom. They’re a sleeping giant.

Kasongo severely damaged the face of the Statehouse and its historical architectural features. The new Statehouse design looks like a club. Kwani ni Quiver. It resembles one of those Diddy party venues.

Super Metro has temporarily suspended all operations tomorrow due to the planned Matatu Strike.

Hapa kwa ploti kila mtu amepark gari, no one is risking their car kuchomwa, but also everyone is angry over the high fuel prices.

Aliko Dangote Owns conglomerate of companies, he is the richest person in Africa & the richest black man in the world yet his network is 36 Billion dollars Yet Uhuru Ruto once Squandered 18 Billion Dollars at a go Guys do we have a country here ?

Many politicians will be going home come 2027 and serious jokers will be coming in also. The likes of pastor Kanyari, Mercy Masai, Lulu Hassan and many more

BREAKING NEWS DUALE has completely destroyed the HEALTH DOCKET Kenya is currently experiencing a shortage of CONDOMS Lack of Condoms means INCREASE in HIV, STI & Unplanned/teenagers pregnancy Those affected will go to hospital & find SHA is not working Duale MUST GO