Gus Fring

Arteta really brainwashed an entire fanbase into hating fun. Bro is watching a 5-4 UCL classic and crying about goals 💀

shutup and listen

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

I’ve made my mom proud all my life but this thing ya getting her a daughter in law and grand kids is harder than I thought.

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you. If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

Don't disappoint your parents to impress us. You mean nothing to us

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

on my way to do exactly what I want after asking 10 people for their opinion.

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

Seeing 2 co-workers who despise each other with passion go at it first thing in the morning

When you choose an academically challenging degree and you realize you’re academically challenged

i made blkswn i’m neva goin to hell .

when i was younger id download full albums, download cover arts and edit meta data on itunes and add all the cover arts, features and song credits piracy is a part of me

I miss when females made me nervous, now I just be irritated.

They've taken lovers and left us with witches and warlocks.

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

“Boys don’t cry” Nigga jesus wept.

every three minutes, another Monday rolls around. this is not sustainable.

i don’t even fake laugh at people’s jokes anymore i just look at them like this