Mydar

What you see vs What she sees

New Version of "The Dress" Do you see white and gold or black and blue?

*Holding Baby* Me: Awww it's so cute Inner Me: How far can you throw it

When you take her push up bra off

Still have no idea how he got up there

Me: eat her pussy Inner Me: Eat her entire ass too

*Gets hit by a car* Driver: "ARE YOU OKAY?" Me: "Please... I need my... phone" *Opens Twitter* Me: "LMFAOOO YALL WONT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED"

YALL I LOOKED THROUGH THE REFLECTION OF MY GLASS SLIDING DOOR AND I THOUGHT MY DOG WAS CHILLIN ON FIRE BUT IT WAS JUST THE FIRE PIT OUTSIDE

I gotta make friends somehow

What your tattoo says "Nothing" 😂 twitter.com/artofdopeness/…

Opening my DMs for 24 hours.

Obama: you told donald he smelled like updog? Biden: yeah and he was like "what's updog" and I yelled NOTHIN MUCH WHATS UP WITH YOU HAHAHAH

Hillary lost the election and Bill called the baddest bitch he knows 😭😭😭😭😭

FUCK.....I woke up ugly again!

I think he's pissed 😬

Let's enjoy Mother Nature.🌲🌌

I think it's about time we tell everyone that it's not actually a #supermoon it's just you with your shirt off 😊 @MydarJr

Why does it look like you have Cheeto Dust on your toes? twitter.com/zoieburgher/st…

Really want to start a clothing brand.

IS THE S OR C SILENT IN SCENT