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@NG_Lucca

The more a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.~George Orwell

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Ekim 2017
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Mikael
Mikael@BacardiCapital·
A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70 Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!”
Polymarket@Polymarket

BREAKING: Egg prices crash 97% from March 2025 all-time high, now at a 10-year low.

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𝕐o̴g̴@Yoda4ever·
Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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signüll
signüll@signulll·
“laid back” is what high agency ppl look like from the outside when they’ve correctly identified which games are worth playing & simply declined the rest.
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NEIGHBOr
NEIGHBOr@Jiirani·
1 + 1 = 21
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter
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Jon Bird
Jon Bird@2002tacomasr5·
My coworker said I dress like I caught a lizard and I'm waiting for a chance to show it to everyone
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yam
yam@sighyam·
There’s no way he didn’t know. National park rangers are constantly telling tourists that the water is off-limits because the area is now a sanctuary for sharks and serves as a protected zone for research after decades of destruction from tourism.
Bulvar Medya@Bulvarpress

Tayland’a tatile giden bir Amerikalı turist, Maya Bay’da suya girince sert bir tepkiyle karşılaştı. Yaptığı hareket dolayısıyla 10.000 Baht ceza kesildi.

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Global Folder
Global Folder@Global_Folder·
Adults in the Congo are placing children into plastic bags to sell them as laborers in cobalt mines. The serious problem of child slavery in the region’s mining sector remains largely unaddressed.
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Steve 🇺🇸
Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
“You’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough.” The dentist:
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Shay 🌈🌸✨
Shay 🌈🌸✨@ShayWoulahan·
The funniest part about MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ is they still felt the need to add a plus at the end just in case they missed anyone
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