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After the Netflix show and moreso now, I feel like the entire world needs to learn about Bootie Barker. Dude is a human serotonin boost worthy of folk-hero status. We need to show off our Bootie.

.@CoreyHeim_ should be able to keep those winner points from San Diego and Indy and cash them in to run whatever Cup race he wants like they're the Money In The Bank briefcase

@badgerland88 DON'T TALK ABOUT MY UNCLE PATRICIA LIKE THAT

@nascarcasm If your aunt had balls, she’d be your uncle. Gotta love contracts.

If Corey Heim was full time in the Cup Series, he'd be runaway Rookie Of The Year. If Corey Heim was full time in the Craftsman Truck Series, he'd probably be champion again.

@jasonsemerau @GrillosPickles Hydrating and delicious

@nascarcasm @GrillosPickles Pickles are miracle workers….

True story - when my wife was in chemo, pickles were one of the few things that tasted normal to her. @GrillosPickles sent an amazing care package with a variety of pickles and other cool stuff. They were amazing. Customers ever since.

@CaidenC64976991 YES

@nascarcasm this has to be your new pfp 😂

Todd Gilliland...before the money changed him

Dude just took out a $100 bill, lit it on fire, put a Cohiba cigar in his mouth, lit it with the flaming $100 bill, opened his firesuit to reveal a gold chain with a diamond-encrusted pendant that read "MILLY GILLY" and started his press conference with "WHAT'S UP, POORS?"

@HighSpeedHiggy NICE

The Wolfe of Paul Street. #NASCAR #Brickyard400 @nascarcasm

That sucks for Blaney but he can probably find a million dollars in loose change in the cushions of the couch in Roger Penske's office in the Pagoda

Corey Heim with one of those "I've already got the job, right?" blocks on Denny Hamlin

HIT "BUY" ON THAT PRE-FILLED AMAZON CART, TODD GILLILAND #Gillionaire

Denny Hamlin the Owner vs. Denny Hamlin the Driver is the feud of the year

To be fair by the end of 2025 I was giving the finger to anyone doing the 6-7 thing also

It's a Spire thing, you wouldn't understand

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