Nathan Disperati

look between SHUT and THE FUCK UP on your keyboard

“why you so quiet, what’s on ur mind?”

8AM before 7AM on your work your day off

being a man is easy, all we do is text one girl, go to work and play video games

imagine waking up and seeing yo girl calling u a lame nerdy dweeb.. i'd cheat

2016 me meeting current me

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

Let Russ Cook

“he probably out cheating on me” me:

Mood in The Bay

still standing after 1000 talking stages

texts like this >>>>

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗤𝗕𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸: BROCK PURDY 𝗢𝗵 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱: Patrick Mahomes Josh Allen Joe Burrow Jalen Hurts Kirk Cousins Trevor Lawerence Oh, so very good/elite QBs can have bad games? Happens to the best of them across the #NFL!

Undefeated Vibes 🖐️-0️⃣ #49ers || #FTTB

how the government think we gon react when they send out a amber alert

Just checking to see if y'all still Dem Boyz...

maybe i was the problem

Patrick Mahomes jersey swap after SNF game

could be us

“Omg it’s so big” me: