newsinhaikus

Headline: tiger woods to speak. Haiku: i'm a sex addict / but still the best golfer, so... / give me your number

Headline: senate working (together) on unemployment? Haiku: sens take steps on jobs / first bipartisan bill since... / well in a long time.

Headline: snow shuts down northeast. Haiku: kids cherish snow day(s) / as blizzard hits the east coast / what global warming?

Headline: toyota facing problems. Haiku: toyota prius / leading energy saver / just don't use the brakes

Jersey shore haiku: the situation: / gonna beat the beat tonight / gym, tan, laundry, bro

Headline: CBS says no... Haiku: men are seeking men / not on CBS they won't / But pro-life ads? Cool.

Headline: pro bowl takes place. Haiku: what a complete snore / most meaningless game in sports / except for matt schaub

Headline: grammy's recap. Haiku: beyonce wins big / interesting pairs perform / pink, cirque du soleil?

Headline: arenas suspended for season. Haiku: guns-a-blazing, where? / an NBA locker room / see you next season

Headline: Obama speaks. Haiku: state of the union / politics as usual / pres called dems chickens

Apple to announce #Apple Tablet?: Anticipation / New device to cherish or... / New way to waste time