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@FilipFinks They ain't ready for this weeks vlog update!

The wait is almost over. ✊

@IGotAssets @FilipFinks @CannaSapiensX Prague

@FilipFinks @CannaSapiensX This super dope. Where is this located?

@0x_dingus @DaiZeshi I'm busy going deep on fundraising for a new L1, would really appreciate that dashboard as well. It would be great to have a feature on surf to publish your dashboard so the public can see it. Simular to DUNE.

@nftriles absolutely can add, @DaiZeshi recently created a dashboard tracking all the fundraising this year and amount

you're not alone. VCs are horrible investors too used Studio to build an interactive report card that grades 6 crypto VCs from A-F (no one deserved S) the highest median ROI was -70% and some VCs (dragonfly) had 0 portcos above TGE today now anyone can build, even a dingus

@0x_dingus thank you! I've been using Dune and Defillama data to manually build these kinds of dashboards. Love what Surf just shipped. A great thing to add to this dashboard would be the amount they invested in, if publicly available.

@nftriles …report-dashboard-7dc67c.surf.computer

@3dFrankenPunks @CannaSapiensX

3DFrankenPunks x CannaSapiens🚀 A very warm welcome to @CannaSapiensX joining the ecosystem 🤝 We’re kicking off this partnership with a custom animation collaboration created by Franken Studios 🎬 bringing both communities together in a unique way. But this is just the beginning. Through the FrankenPunks Raffle App, we’ll be rolling out custom raffles, community activations, and new ways for holders to engage and be rewarded 🎟 We’re excited to build alongside you. This is just the start. 🧪

Finally back home in SA 🇿🇦 The sun feels good. Back to work.

@Eman_sol_ @HandlPay Nice post bro, yea actually seen Handl once or twice, will keep an eye on their launch

1/ Most crypto payments still feel harder than they should. -> Copy wallet address. -> Check network. -> Check token. -> Hope nothing breaks. @HandlPay is changing that by turning social media usernames into private payment handles. If they can DM you, they can pay you.

@swandogs @Eman_sol_ 🧢

@Eman_sol_ South African and I’m Not even saying it coz you’re South African lol

Alright let's end this once and for all, which accent is the sexiest...

@Eman_sol_ french

@avalanchexbt HIGHER! The only way to win in a bear market is showing up daily

maturing in crypto is realizing that you can't win it all. narratives shift but the culture remains same. bullish on everyone who shows up daily. higher imo.

@lola03art @gucci_gcc @CannaSapiensX

@nftriles @gucci_gcc @CannaSapiensX Get a Canna, Gucci 😎

The top MOG player, @gucci_gcc, is rocking a @CannaSapiensX avatar. He has won 1ETH worth of jackpots. Do with that information what you will.

@ElChilenoNFT @gucci_gcc @CannaSapiensX

@nftriles @gucci_gcc @CannaSapiensX Wen a Canna @gucci_gcc ?

@gothburz thank you for taking one for the team 💚

@nftriles Smile and cry is the exact emotional range of checking your metaverse portfolio. You got the full experience just from reading. I got it from spending $1.2 million.

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@gucci_gcc @CannaSapiensX I heard he leads you straight sir Jackalot 👀 also increases RNG by 1000%

@nftriles @CannaSapiensX

@Eman_sol_ @doodles PFP the doodles

Gm from my Doodle version of me🫡 This shouldn’t be as funny as it is for me🤣 Thanks for the laugh @doodles

@ElChilenoNFT @CannaSapiensX what's that?

@CannaSapiensX XP??

Right?

@Slowthoughtss @CannaSapiensX 🤣🤣🤣

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