Nicole Haas

Today My grandma compared getting lost in the creek to the tv show naked and afraid... I swear I love that woman more and more everyday 😂👌🏼

Country Fest really getting the best of people out here @barstoolsports

“You guys come to cfest to party?” No, I actually come here to relax and catch up on sleep 🤷🏼‍♀️

Just heard an Ardennes worker literally just tell a girl “if you buy those please don’t tell anyone where you bought them...”

Watching the miners put their swipe cards in their pockets or back packs then having to do “the wiggle” to scan it honestly makes my day every time 😂🕺🏼

My dogs currently in another province for the next 10 days... I’m making his sitter give me hourly doggy updates. Here is him posing with his monkey on his back 😭❤️

If you’re hitting the gym but you’re not seeing very good results, just know that it has everything to do w/ ur poor genetics& has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that u consume mass quantities of alcohol Thurs-Sunday& end each of those nights by knocking down a full pizza

What’s it like living with @brynweber_ you ask?

Ppl are always like “if you knew how they make chicken nuggets you’d never eat them again.” And I’m like nah I know exactly how they’re made. You could play the vid right in front of me while I mowed down on a twenty piece and I wouldn’t be bothered.

If dad bods are going to be the new, hot thing can we lower the standard for girls bodies? I like beer and food too

Working shift work means not seeing @brynweber_ for a week even though we live in the same house

Probably raining so much because I squished three spiders today... apologies 🤷🏼‍♀️

@WeberBryn She’s a needy one

“You name the babies and I’ll name the frogs” @WeberBryn

Today my hairdresser introduced me to her co workers as “the girl that fucks her hair up really bad every few months and lets me fix it. I never know what she’s gonna come in with but I know it’s just gonna be a really good day.” #ThanksCandace