Noam Tomaschoff

my mom ~700 times throughout the wedding planning process

@433 @lequipe the world cup injured eleven would easily win the world cup

🚨 BREAKING: Sadio Mané will miss the World Cup due to injury, according to @lequipe 🚑

Playbill Exclusive: Watch @RealRichardKind in a Gilbert and Sullivan...street battle?!? from the upcoming film @TankhouseMovie ↓ bit.ly/TankhouseClip

@TheRedmenTV somehow City will find a way to draw Ludogorets. We'll get Chelsea for sure.

Right then who do you want in the next round of the #UCL? Who do you want to avoid? 🇩🇪 Bayern 🇩🇪 Dortmund 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man City 🇵🇹 Porto 🇫🇷 PSG 🇪🇸 Real Madrid

e-face-ive maneuvers: when you make the face that you want the email to convey to help you write the email

It’ll be 2050 and there will still be a guy in business class using a blackberry with a keyboard

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i am disgusted by anyone who takes covid regulations any less or more seriously than i do!

Has a USB ever gone in the right way the first time

@chelseabfrei @chelseabfrei

@Refinery29 “No”

Could "wellness tea" be the soothing force you've been searching for? #R29xTraditionalMedicinals #ad

@IngrahamAngle Keep Canada out of this

Happy Thanksgiving to all — we are very grateful this year for Amy Coney Barrett and President Trump for nominating her. 🍁

5p or 12 mid? Anyone’s guess

@realDonaldTrump Go off sis!

The Fake News Media hardly even discussed the tens of thousands of people that came to D.C. Formed organically, and in many parts of the Country!

@realDonaldTrump Got’em! Brilliant lad

Hitler's mother: My son went to Poland that night to make use of his art school training

@KrysiaLenzo 😂

August 2023:

pray pray pray... I pray I make PA....

@KrysiaLenzo ??