t.j. miller

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t.j. miller

@nottjmiller

Like a raccoon with a blueprint. Died in 2010 of an AVM. “The Crowd Sorcerer Tour”- tickets on my website. Have you seen Gorburger? Look it up.

Manhattan Katılım Şubat 2009
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t.j. miller@nottjmiller·
When communicating with veterinary websites over email, they should refer to their “inbox” as their “inbarks.” I think that’s clear.
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Something was amiss at the bris…
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Remember when the president called him a “wet little pussy” that was so so funny
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Amazing- make it the way thru.
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BREAKING: The Bitcoin conference saw a record low turnout this year, with only a few dozen attendees. Several speakers also didn’t show, and the event ended 4 hours early.
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@nottjmiller I was just going back starting to listen to a lot that I hadn't heard. They are exceptionally good
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I have studied the beastie boys more than you have listened to the Beatles. I cannot figure out how they are so good. It’s a fucking mystery how they did what they did and do what they do. Miraculous. Sgt. Pepper’s lamely fart’s cub. Ill communication to the 5 boroughs and hot sauce at Paul’s Boutique.
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This is an excellent example of a master- @jimmycarr - truly a dark comedian- being both real, kind, edgy, caring, and razor sharp. I find often the darker the comic, the kinder the heart. As you know from my cargo pants clip, I try to be the same. I love ya @jimmycarr 👩‍🦽‍➡️👼😆 x.com/jimmycarr/stat…
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Aron Fromm@aronfromm·
A little short I made about Norm.
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I had no idea but MIAMI you can buy tickets to a Jai-Alai show, gamble, win (*lose) and see me do a show after, then come to a party at Coco. Miami. 12am. 10pm. 8pm. Not in that order.
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Dude. Anaconda is the funniest movie in a WHILE. Very well much watch. T.J.
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A lot of people take offense to the abbreviation of “a raccoon’s age” so here are some synonyms including “donkey’s ears”…
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Sometimes as a comedian, we fall out of touch with another comedian. The only thing we really miss are the shared jokes. I was on a TV show, and one of the actors/comedians/improvisers on it was astoundingly funny, and one funny thing we did was make up two sentence songs. 🎶“Will I ever have a swimming pool, will I ever own my own car??”🎶 was our biggest hit. I miss ya MB. For that reason alone.
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