When communicating with veterinary websites over email, they should refer to their “inbox” as their “inbarks.”
I think that’s clear.
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t.j. miller
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t.j. miller
@nottjmiller
Like a raccoon with a blueprint. Died in 2010 of an AVM. “The Crowd Sorcerer Tour”- tickets on my website. Have you seen Gorburger? Look it up.
Manhattan Katılım Şubat 2009
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Remember when the president called him a “wet little pussy” that was so so funny
Elon Musk@elonmusk
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BREAKING: The Bitcoin conference saw a record low turnout this year, with only a few dozen attendees.
Several speakers also didn’t show, and the event ended 4 hours early.
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@nottjmiller I was just going back starting to listen to a lot that I hadn't heard. They are exceptionally good
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I have studied the beastie boys more than you have listened to the Beatles.
I cannot figure out how they are so good. It’s a fucking mystery how they did what they did and do what they do.
Miraculous.
Sgt. Pepper’s lamely fart’s cub.
Ill communication to the 5 boroughs and hot sauce at Paul’s Boutique.
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This is an excellent example of a master- @jimmycarr - truly a dark comedian- being both real, kind, edgy, caring, and razor sharp. I find often the darker the comic, the kinder the heart. As you know from my cargo pants clip, I try to be the same. I love ya @jimmycarr 👩🦽➡️👼😆 x.com/jimmycarr/stat…
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I will be performing at Skankfest X in New Orleans Nov 13th - 15th, 2026! Badges are on sale Monday, April 20th at 2pm EST at skankfest.com (skankfest.com) @skankfestnyc #SkankfestX
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I had no idea but MIAMI you can buy tickets to a Jai-Alai show, gamble, win (*lose) and see me do a show after, then come to a party at Coco. Miami. 12am. 10pm. 8pm.
Not in that order.
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Dude. Anaconda is the funniest movie in a WHILE. Very well much watch.
T.J.
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Yes, Alabama, I am always wearing TWO different shoes. instagram.com/reel/DWhyY1lEU…
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A lot of people take offense to the abbreviation of “a raccoon’s age” so here are some synonyms including “donkey’s ears”…
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Sometimes as a comedian, we fall out of touch with another comedian. The only thing we really miss are the shared jokes.
I was on a TV show, and one of the actors/comedians/improvisers on it was astoundingly funny, and one funny thing we did was make up two sentence songs.
🎶“Will I ever have a swimming pool, will I ever own my own car??”🎶
was our biggest hit. I miss ya MB. For that reason alone.
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Thanks Azeem, I think you laughed at 11 of my lightning fast Bitcoin jokes…
azeem@azeemk
Got a chance to spend a bit of time last night with T.J. Miller. He’s been doing interesting things in the digital asset space for quite some time, and is honestly unique in what he’s thinking when it comes to folks from the entertainment as a whole. Looking forward to putting together an interview on Forbes Digital Assets with him soon. We need more people from entertainment as a whole thinking as holistically about this industry as he is.
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