Mayor of Nothingville

@Walmart should change their rollback signs to "our employees will verbally assault you unprovoked, and we absolutely stand behind their right to do so". #StayClassy #UsingAbsolutelyAnyOtherGroceryStore

@SkipTheDishes That would be redundant. You have already stated you have no affiliation with your drivers and their actions. But maybe the next time one of your drivers threatens to run over an entire family for no reason, they will stumble across this tweet and DM me for the police report 🥰

@nothingville Thanks for reaching out! Can you please DM us?

What a way to end the day - @SkipTheDishes driver ram at my vehicle while yelling "YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!" after I told him my children were with me. I had the AUDACITY to be in a drive thru line! Class act Skip! Well done holding zero accountability 👌

Hi @netflix All of us regular people are out here struggling to keep virus free food on the table while homeschooling and unable to work etc etc and you have the audacity to do your annual price gouge again NOW? Put it off til ‘22 like everyone else is. How selfish and elitist.

Quick heads up with @magnolia products & conduct: don’t bother. I dropped $500 on faulty product, to be told by representatives if I wanted a refund I would have to take it out of the pockets of our local small business. During a pandemic, doesn’t sit well with me to do so.

@AnnieClaireBO well done talking through the entire Remembrance Day ceremony. You know we could just listen to the narrator at the actual event, right? And your useless chatter over riding the ceremony is a disgrace. What a disappointment. Poor reporting.

@ShawDirect You have our info!! It’s on you now. Do better.

@nothingville Hello. We're sorry to hear you're having difficulties reaching us on the phone. Please not for billing/programming inquiries our phone line is closed on Sundays. You can reach us by chat: rb.gy/wvadef until 6:30PM EDT. *Pk

@ShawDirect ‘s wait time is the short length of serving just one term as hallway patrol plus one pregnancy in the winter (approx 2 years).

@ShawDirect will you prorate billing on services you are ignorantly NOT providing? Ex: all wrong channels No customer service available Designated employee to deal with our move has been ‘busy’ for 2 weeks. Looking forward to paying our first bill for no one’s satellite. 🤷🏼‍♀️😡

@SportsmansBox my box came without the Nomad Apparel (gear B), and I’m unable to get ahold of customer service. How do I get mine sent to me?

The world: save your TP, your food, your money! Pandemic: bake bread and tell Netflix to stop asking ‘are you still there?’ @netflix : this seems like the perfect time to up our charges to a vulnerable populous! #Greedy #HuluYouUp?

I have packed more Harry Potter merchandise in our move than I have sentimental stuff. By about 3x. That probably says something about me. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@DirectEnergy After a couple weeks of this, you’d think the request would make it near the top of your list. Looking forward to hearing from you, at some point shortly.

@nothingville We apologize for the inconvenience however we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes. We will gladly assist you with your request to cancel your services. An agent will contact you shortly - Digital Team

Fuck this guy, I’m going to Twitter to see if Malia kicked his ass to the curb. *10 seconds later* He cheated on her and she’s gay. I tip my hat to you Internet. You really were all over that. Also, I am now a factual internet reference. 😁 #LookMaNoHands #BelowDeckMed

@MELLOWTONEclub @MellowtoneRecs @artinliverpool Stop @ ing me.

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‘Make your purchases through loyal businesses.’ Shutterfly charges $40 for 250 prints. Hello Walmart!

Elon Musk’s kid’s name is proof 2020 was not a year made to last.

Tom Delonge is 100% feeling 200% better than you today.

Quarantine phase: invited jojoba witnesses into my home. Arm extended (comically happy) with the door wide open, our eyes met in the most extreme match of chicken I have ever been a part of. I am drunk with power.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the dumb will inherit the earth. We’ll all die from their idiocy, but the GTL & NASCAR assholes are alive and thriving.